Kobee Stalder

When you hear small children crying in a store they probably belong to me.

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Wanted: A very good boy

Reward: a dream day at @loanDepotpark

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

GOT THE GROUP! ✅

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This fantasy league had its loser trick or treat in June until he got 10 pieces of candy from houses.

Elite punishment.

[SDSU Football @GoJacksFB]

Lock it in 🔒

#GoJacks🐰

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Back in our City and Connects 😎

Repost for your chance to win your own City Connect jersey courtesy of @ColoLottery!

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

Hey @EmpireStateBldg, just an idea…

[imrealangry import export co. inc. @imrealangry]

they blockading the Strait of Hein-muz

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

any update on a cure for cancer

[SDSU Football @GoJacksFB]

Play of the day from our spring game 😤

@JackThue ➡️ @jrmckinney8_

#GoJacks🐰

[Kobee Stalder @KobeeAlon]

Only 133 days left until college football starts.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Sittin courtside tonight

[Goob @goobgleeb]

ahh to be a fat bear floating down a river

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

The Utah Mammoth unveil the “Zammoth”… and it might already be the greatest Zamboni of all time 🥶🦣

[JC Hoops @JacksonCollier]

My dad got tickets to The Masters one year and took a friend of his. Apparently they were walking around the grounds, marveling at Augusta's beauty and what have you. Normal stuff for a really cool experience.

At some point, they got hungry, so of course went to get some food. Everything was inexpensive, great. Part of the charm. My dad told his friend he had to get the pimento cheese, because that's *the* thing to do at the Master's (no clue if that's true or not - my dad's words).

His friend just said okay, got a pimento cheese, wolfed it down, and that was the end of it.

That night, back at their hotel, the friend got ill. Like, deathly ill, getting sick, fever, hives, the whole thing. They went to a hospital and the friend recovered enough for them to drive home. To this point, my dad still had no clue what in the world had happened.

By the time my dad drops his friend off at his house back in Arkansas, he said to my dad: "those pimentos will get you!"

This man was allergic to pimentos. Ate the pimento cheese sandwich anyway. When my dad asked why in the world he ate the sandwich anyway, the friend responded with: "I wanted the full Master's experience!"

I think of this story every time I see a Master's menu.

[MLB @MLB]

The Rangers have revealed a wearable nacho "Rally Sombrero" 😭

The food vessel contains chips, cheese, lettuce, jalapeños, pico de gallo and more

(via @delawarenorth)

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Matthew Tkachuk just submitted his Goal of the Year application 🔥

[Kobee Stalder @KobeeAlon]

I think the halftime show of the @HuskerMBB/@IowaHoops game should be @gkittle46 & @_willcompton arm wrestling.

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

This is my kids’ Infinity War