Dakota Pippen

fuuuuuuuuck.

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Also, @ the people who say “you had a baby, how can you agree with abortions?” Uhhhh?? I’m not growing the baby, I’m not pushing it out of my vagina and i don’t know their situation. That’s why. I wanted mine. BUT ITS OH FUCKING KAY FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO NOT. This shit is HARD.

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

POV: you’re 41 weeks pregnant and were supposed to be induced today and then they called an hour before you were supposed to go to tell you that they’re pushing you back and now you gotta wait an extra day. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Just spent $1,100 on groceries today. If this shit doesn’t last the rest of my life, I’m gonna be pissed.

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Me: I need some space guys.

Dogs: we would love to invade it.

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

My bf asked what I wanted for Christmas this morning and apparently I’ve never wanted anything in my life cause my mind went completely blank. All I can think about is the cool cleaning gadgets I want 😭

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Put all 4 dogs outside so I could get all my downstairs floors done and they are BIG MAD. I closed the doggy door too and they keep banging against it 😭

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Like yeah you’re right but also you decide that. Idk why he’s gotta be so hateful 😭

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Me: I don’t think I’m gonna go back to work when my maternity leave is over.

Bf: you haven’t had a job in 3 years.

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

I don’t ever wanna be 8 months pregnant on thanksgiving again. Bro I am MISERABLE

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Being 32 weeks pregnant and still not having a name picked out is stressful AF

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

I wish my bf understood the ice craving.

“Just drink water”

ITS LITERALLY NOT THE SAME BRO.

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Love driving all the way to my doctor only to find out my appointment isn’t until Wednesday 🙃

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Everyone should be careful out there today. I just got called a dumb bitch because someone else didn’t know how to drive.

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Story time: I had just watched the movie Carrie before I started my first period and I was terrified to tell my mom cause I thought she was gonna call me a whore and lock me in the closet. I wrote her a note, threw it at her and locked myself in my room. 😭 #memories

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

My dog is laying with her head on my stomach and the baby kicked really fucking hard. I’ve never seen my dog look so offended.

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

@ThomasSarutobi They gotta be dangerous cause you were stressin on my front porch at like 3am

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Pregnancy dreams are fucking wild. Cause why was @ThomasSarutobi telling me that Amish people are out here stealing washing machines and to not let random people in to use it cause it’ll get taken. What kind of dream is that 😭

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Party Pizzas have been getting real fucking stingy with their cheese lately. Like why is mine just sauce with a ✨sprinkle✨ of cheese

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

no bad time to remember that as an adult you can’t actually be in trouble with another adult. they can be annoyed at you, misunderstand you, dislike your choices, dislike *you*- but you’re not in trouble! because you can’t be!

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Me: I think if we do name her, we should name her this name.

Bf: oh IF we name her? So we have an option to not name our baby? We’re just gonna call her child?

My brain is not braining today 😭

[Dakota Pippen @KodaLeee]

Stressing out about all the people that are gonna be at my house for the baby shower and dalton said “well don’t stress” so now I’m not stressed anymore. Don’t know what I’d do without him.