easy & versatile x.bsky.social 🇸🇩

make my bones corner flags when I’m gone

[easy & versatile x.bsky.social 🇸🇩 @Kofi_x_]

Put Pepe in

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

General Mbappe standing in the official referee's photo

[yoxic @yoxics]

IShowSpeed was confused when a school teacher didn't allow a student to take a picture with him on a field trip, so he used his personal phone to take a picture and sent it directly to him 😭

"your teacher tweaking"

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[Lisa Bee (she/her) @leebee4life]

The EMTs didn’t use a siren on the way out. That dude is definitely dead.

[LPC @landpalestine]

“Palestine doesn’t exist in history,”

Meanwhile Jewish girl Anne Frank in 1944

“Margot wants to become a nurse later on, and then to go to Palestine to work with babies.”

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

🚨 BREAKING: my cardiologist’s sister lives next door to Mitch McConnell—she confirms that he is DEAD.

He coded at his house, paramedics never got a pulse back. He’s stored in a cooler at a local mortuary.

Apparently they made close friends & relatives sign NDAs

If you think I’m lying, you can just show us Mitch McConnell. 💁🏻‍♀️

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Israel detained a sitting member of congress.

This is an act of war.

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Sadio Mane has 2 AFCON titles. I will not allow history to be rewritten in my presence. I know what I saw.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This. Is. Fucking. Insane.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

That thing they say never happens, happened again (it keeps happening holy shit)

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Deploys private police.
Seizes ballots.
Prosecutes his political enemies.
Purges watchdogs.
SUBPOENAS THE FREE PRESS.

If only there were a word for that.

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

Trump is attacking the National Museum of African American History and Culture, so I just gave them a follow.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Maga is apparently now boycotting going to NYC because they hate the mayor. They say they will never go there again. I mean is this guy fucking amazing or what? That place is going to be a fucking paradise now

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Why did Donald Trump shut down the investigation into his own assassination attempt?

Everyone knows why.

[Chris @chriskunzler]

They've honeypotted clavicular!

[Wesley Todd (Sensible Moderate) @Wesley_Todd_]

People will clutch pearls over Aristotle saying some people are naturally slaves then go buy a bag of celebrity trash

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline