jess the best

beep boop MS alum @NAU

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Idalis ! @IdalisReign]

I truly understand why beautiful women hide now. People don’t deserve access to them.

[cat memes @hardcatmemes]

can I sample this flavor?

[ꕤ @comflextheo]

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING IM SORRY????

[al @fxingalx]

Can’t wait to never give these people another fucking centtttt oh my god

[tova 🫶 @babes4blood]

being a child in the 2010s was randomly being shown humiliating porn on some boys iphone 3gs during math class and then going on tumblr and being bombared w torture porn gifs and then trying to watch the hunger games on some illegal streaming website and getting 500 porn popups

[jess the best @KoganJess]

@fxingalx Ye queen 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻☺️☺️☺️ can we be mutuals

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

How do you stop loving someone who already moved on like you meant nothing?

[chars evil twin 🇮🇲 @sweet_laughfish]

New hair what’s occurin

[al @fxingalx]

Friends who do witchcraft for u

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

My boyfriend works at a shop where 90% of the staff are women. And you just KNOW some customers march in demanding to "speak to a man."

So, the female worker calls my boyfriend from the storage. These women have to wait, like, ten minutes because he's usually busy. He finally comes out and the conversation pretty much always goes down like this:

"What can I help you with?"
"Oh, I need this specific plumbing part for this super specific project."
Boyfriend: "No clue, ask her."

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Planning an ice cream-themed 27th birthday party with the guests being my mom, dad, & sister

[jess the best @KoganJess]

@houellebecqboy @dapperzan_ Or telepathically connecting in real life

[Manu @houellebecqboy]

In an age of looksmaxxing, you should be soulmaxxing.

[Jonbamna Guaisoda ( 𓅇𓅋Edition ) @JohnGuaido69]

@awshuqs