Kelli Williams

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

If I had 3 McWishes:
1) Fries would be served 24/7
2) Snack wraps would be permanently back on the menu
3) No McFoods would make you mcFat!!
@McDonalds - can I get a best 2 out of 3?😅💕

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

@sfseay @jmarteen @truthpole Sounds like his whole comment is 👌 fake news XD 👌

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

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[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

@WVinterstate79 This is not an update, it's the same as the last 2 posts XD
Northbound traffic has been moving for a few minutes. Lucky them....

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

@Coffeemate @Nestle where is my Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee creamer!? D: my personal back-stock is depleted!

[Assmilk6996 @aundrealair97]

Where is the petition to bring back Sierra Mist? Starry is so bad 💔😭 my fave soda was replaced with this garbage? @PepsiCo @pepsi

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

Dear @noodlescompany,

What is wrong with your forks? They have mountains and valleys and muscles.. This is wrong. Please help them. #makeitstop

Sincerely,with love,
Drives 2+hours For Your Food

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

@jimmyjohns how DARE you not email me the SECOND summer wraps were available to order! 😡 How many days of deliciousness have I missed out on!? For the record, summer is THREE months long, not ONE month!

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

I feel like @hotpockets need to add color differentiation to their boxes to indicate different flavors so MAYBE "grocery pickers" would grab the correct item... -.-
Or to at least make it obvious they brought the wrong thing BEFORE I bite into it. #whyIsThereMeatInMyCheesePocket

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

Hey @hotpockets, if you could get your shit together, that'd be great.
2 (12 pack) boxes where almost no bags were sealed, now I have a pocket with no crisper sleeve. All these 3 boxes in a fucking row. Come on.

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

@usgov Nobody (fucking NOBODY) needs sunlight until 9pm. What people NEED is the sunlight when they're trying to wake up to be your corporate grunts at 6 o'clock in the fucking morning. STOP THIS SHIT.

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

Dear @usgov-it's not any FUCKING better today.The SUN determines the time.Right now,it's time for me to be sleeping.Instead,I'm 'cidally awake. Do you want zombies?Cuz this is how you fucking get zombies.If you had brains I'd come for them!Godsdamn time change *scoffs in disgust*

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

TURN OFF THE FUCKING TIME CHANGE. TURN IT OFFFFF. TURN IT THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!! @usgov

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

@jimmyjohns
I just want to preemptively remind you that summer is 3 whole months long! 3 months! Kthx! #summerWrapsAllSummer

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

Dear @CenterPoint,
You do not have permission to rape me so idk wtf this shit is but it is unlawful and despicable. You should be ashamed.
$incerely,
WhatTheActualFuck

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

I would literally die of surprise if a @FedEx driver was capable of taking the delivery all the way to the correct door. Apparently they're not able to hire competent people. Different WRONG unprotected place they toss it, every time. Apparently can't read. Fuckin infuriating.

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

@FortniteGame why do I have hundreds/thousands of gold bars in the lobby but my match starts me with 0!?
Making it impossible to do the "spend bars" challenge before it expired! Your glitch cost me at LEAST 20k XP! 😔

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

The Blink Camera system from @amazon is beyond frustrating and damn near useless! I despise this system and as long as I'm stuck dealing with it, I will continue to preach my loathing wherever I can think to talk or post about it. I hate it so much!!!

[Kelli Williams @KOgorgeous]

@Oracle is so frustratingly useless.
I want to give it eternal Yurple Nurples while it devours a tank (military ~, not fish ~) full of rusty razor dicks...