Funtumia Elastica

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[Funtumia Elastica @Kojo92]

On the road to the bar, each step marked by the valour inherited by ancestral legacy.

What we have heard and learned, that which our ancestors have told us…
— Psalm 78:3

S. N. K. Phixon - Owoo, Esq.

Funtumia Elastica 🌳

[ys👅 @acca_ish]

I pity anyone leaving Kasoa for Accra on Monday.

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

This video must never disappear. 🤣😭🇧🇷

[trumu Police 👮 @belike_kelvie]

Lately dier people no longer post about being cold and feeling horny anytime it rains.People make busy dey fetch water from demma rooms 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#efiaodo

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Some men are humble but when it’s time, it’s time.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Dear men, have a very decent and realistic plan for your OLD AGE. Plan like no one will be there for you and let anyone who ends up turning up voluntarily, be a pleasant surprise.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Funny Marco had his daughter count how many seconds he could stay underwater, but she quickly started getting NERVOUS when he stayed under for more than 6 seconds 😭💀

“How long do you need, Marco?” 🤣😂

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I’ve started appreciating days where nothing dramatic happens. no bad news, no stressful interactions, no overwhelming thoughts. just a normal, quiet day where everything is calm. those are the days that actually feel like rest.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

these erasers ain’t do shit but make the spot darker

[Lady🎀 @The_PrimeLady]

It irks me when people who bring nothing to your life act so entitled

[Jannik Beginner @Wana____]

Shouldn't be surprised that half the people in the comments don't know that Nigeria and Ghana don't share a border.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Except maybe the love of God, you’re not automatically deserving of much in life. Most things worth having have to be earned or worked toward in some way. Want a good career? Work for it. Want a good partner? Work on becoming a good partner yourself. Something has to give.

[RudeBwoy ™☠️,🏴‍☠️ @Swishlife_4k]

Girls when you don't cheat on them

[𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐎 @n_friggo]

Very anyhow behavior

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I love Twitter because all of my intrusive thoughts are spoken loudly by somebody else first

[Ski @unkn0wnski]

i want my siblings to be successful

from my mouth to the ears of the fucking universe!

[Funtumia Elastica @Kojo92]

@KissiSteve Well received, thanks 🙏🏾

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

😭😭😭

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

When she starts becoming mean, it’s time to leave.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Attachment says, 'Be mine.' Love says, 'Be free..🤍✨

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of a PBJ and ice cold milk