samurai muffin

im pretty much Tom Cruise

[Bryn, Muppet Enthusiast @Brynbikes]

Gave us this great @pants moment too

[Danny @dajosc11]

Very important historical event took place 10 years ago today:

[Bad Pancake @baseba11rodeo]

Kill FanDuel and you will be reincarnated as a Lotus flower, Bryce

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The plot for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ has been revealed:

“Somehow, Dark Helmet has returned! 40 years after the events of the first Spaceballs, 50 years after the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, and 1 year after the events of The Devil Wears Prada 2, the galaxy is once again under threat.

A threat so evil, so unstoppable, so completely lacking in any original ideas, that it has vowed to bring back the past… every last bit of it.

With Lone Starr in hiding, Queen Vespa on the throne, and the Schwartz stretched thinner than a franchise releasing TV episodes theatrically, the only hope for the galaxy is Vespa’s undisciplined son, Prince Starburst, and a mysterious Palace advisor named Destiny.

Together, they must find Lone Starr, Yogurt, and any other iconic legacy characters fans are demanding before they discover the hard way that, while some threats you can fight, the reboot is not one of them.”

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

LeBron has the chance to do, quite literally, the funniest thing possible

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Ochocinco breaking down the athletic failures of a 65 year old man who was trucked by a bison. No other website like it

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

Canadian politicians posting tributes to this guy is absolutely pathetic

[chloé @ChampagneNoona]

I don’t like the aura loss, please separate them

[Real App @realapp]

Marina Mabrey this season:

21.6 PPG
3.6 APG
3.5 3PM
46/40/87%

She’s on pace for the most threes made in a single season in WNBA history.

[ESPN @espn]

THE TEMPO MAKE HISTORY IN MONTREAL 🔥

The Tempo-Wings game at the Bell Centre is now the most attended regular season game in WNBA history! This is the league's first-ever game in Montreal 👏(📸 @TempoBasketball)

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

We’re judging players against their peers, I obviously already know I can’t do it

[tira miss sue @houseprinc3ssa]

Succession war arc mogs

[Kiara @KiaraSimonee]

Not a single basketball accomplishment.

I thought DEI was frowned upon.

[WNBA @WNBA]

A RECORD-SETTING DEBUT 🚨

Justine Pissott erupted for 19 points and a WNBA debut-record five made threes in 10 minutes!

10 MIN | 19 PTS | 5 3PM

#WNBASeason30

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan says he told his son that he removed his Oscars from his office while writing ‘THE ODYSSEY’ as they felt daunting to look at.

His son replied - “But you didn’t win any for writing.”

(Source: @BBCWorld)

[Andrea!!! @Boredy_Mcbored]

She's literally getting clout for embracing hate against W players, do we not find this absolutely fucking insane???

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

Americans deadass voted for diarrhea forever in 2024 I hate this goddamn country man

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

Wait, GRANDson? That's not even the right conspiracy theory!

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

you had to be there