IsiXhosa Xho!

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[IsiXhosa Xho! @KolpingMbumba]

#moving #ekasi #nyanga #township #SouthAfrica #mzansi #standup #comedy #comedian #sacomedy

[IsiXhosa Xho! @KolpingMbumba]

Broooooo when Ricky sees AKA pullin up😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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*Chris Hani turns in his grave.*

[Mmusi Maimane MP @MmusiMaimane]

Greed.

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Nindixolele bethuna namhlanje. Lomoya ndinawo ngowezinyanya zam esohluthwa yonke into ngulomakhulu.

Oko zazihleli ngomonde zilinde olusuku into engapha kweminyaka elishumi esixhenxe. Ide yafika lemini ibikade ixelwa. Your girl Lizbet has left the building.

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We are not obligate to mourn Lizbet’s death bethuna. Blatant colonial rule in South Africa ended a long time ago.

If we choose, we can throw a party today and play Sista Betina on repeat imini yonke. Sivuyele uhamba kwenjakazi enkulu.

[IsiXhosa Xho! @KolpingMbumba]

Rha! Angandi flatela amawethu andohlwayele ufeketha.

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Yhuu, ndinombono wezinyanya zam ezadlwengulwa yimpatho ka Lizbet phantsi kocinezelelo ngexesha le colonialism zindibukele ndifixiza ndililela ufa kwelixhegokazi.

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Crime is rife ekasi, kubiwa kwanto, nendlu le.

#crime #capetown #sacomedy #mzansi #SouthAfrica #standup #comedy #comedian

[IsiXhosa Xho! @KolpingMbumba]

Intwana yase kasi adjusting to suburban life.

#ekapa #sacomedy #mzansi #SouthAfrica #standup #comedy #FYP

[Pius Xulu @PiusXulu]

We're at @BEERHOUSE on #longstreet tonight hosted by @ThatoMabelane. #sacomedy #standupcomedyshow #comedy

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Angandikupha phandle lamfazi andiqhokre ngala ‘chops yakhe itsolo. Ndiyomhlaza kwibandla lanaphakade. Athi mandiyolaliswa ndifihlwe angandiboni kwangoku uThixo kwehle umqhelo.

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Angathi mandijikiswe ndinye mna owam uMama ndifike ezulwini sendinukisela abangcwele nge Jagarmeister ne Savannah Spice.

[IsiXhosa Xho! @KolpingMbumba]

Ungakwazi noziphendulela izono zakho umqala ube womile, ube ungakwazi noma ungqiyame ngo Yosefu. Ibengase ucele amanzi ane ice blocks ku Maria uye nawo ku Yesu enze izinto adume ngazo uzoqabula. Then uDeal(e) nalomcimbi wosweleka kengoku kuba sowulapha.

Oh Qamata, abantwana💔

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Imagine utshabela etywaleni. Unxilile. Ufike ezulwini ubhidekile. Ungaqinisekanga noba uphethwe yilatlama ikubamba ibengathi uyafa, mos awukazazi uba sowuyile kwayiwayo.

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The biggest Skhothane is the country right now and he Khotha’d in his birthday suit.

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Inoba uhluthi nyani SK apho akhoyo. Uxhafuzile straight ngalentseni uphopho sivuka.

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@lwazii265 SMH, these ones will be tweeting about the #NationalShutdown during their lunch break ngomso, ndiyabazi.

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@reesey456 It looks to me as if the country is realising that it was wrong for crucifying one man for a legacy of the ruling party’s corruption.

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@MzansiSocial Yhey! The people of Thuma mina are so conflicted shem 😅