Tiddy New Jordans

“To live is to risk it all. Otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.”

[Tiddy New Jordans @KoltCallMeG]

“I got a dragon and I ain’t afraid to use it! I’m a donkey on the edge!”

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Rick and Balthromaw had one of those nights. @1future

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

A 1051?! on a goddman snake planet?! #rickandmorty

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Oooo wee. #rickandmorty #aftercredits

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Your boos mean nothing. #rickandmorty @adultswim

[Matt Laine @DaFiretruck]

Cute morning chats with bae 💞 @ryanquaid

[Frankie @Frankieee_SVT]

“Kyle! Kyle! Fuck You!!” Pinche pop 😂😂😂 @KyleAnderson5

[Katy Winge @katywinge]

THE DAD OF DENVER LAYING DOWN THE LAW WITH A HEADBAND ON.

HE’S NOT LIKE THE OTHER DADS, HE’S A COOL DAD.

https://t.co/sxbiokknHr

[Adam Mares @Adam_Mares]

A damn TRAVESTY that local sports fans can't watch this game. Worst customer service and now this. @comcast @comcastcares

[Katy Winge @katywinge]

Highlight of the post game...Coach Malone crashes Jamal Murray’s scrum. Jamal is wearing glasses. I say is there a question in the back? Coach asks if they’re prescription glasses. Jamal says don’t start about glasses. See photo evidence of the glasses saga.

I love this team.

[Scott Shellberg @LilScottieDoe21]

Riff Raff

[Matt Laine @DaFiretruck]

Fellas. If you go on a date with a girl the only question you need to ask is "What is the best siege weapon ever devised by humans?" There is only one correct answer and if she answers incorrectly she's not worth your time.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For Treebeard

[Tiddy New Jordans @KoltCallMeG]

@DaFiretruck You might want to sell yourself some insurance before you do that bud

[Matt Laine @DaFiretruck]

I'm going to name my first born son Dark Magician

[Matt Laine @DaFiretruck]

Fellas next time you’re trying to talk to a girl just start spewing the obscure lore of World of Warcraft at her. She’ll be so impressed with your big brain she’ll have to let you take her on a date

[Tiddy New Jordans @KoltCallMeG]

Current mood but subtract the girls of course

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

so sick of this shit

[Tiddy New Jordans @KoltCallMeG]

I think about this vine pretty much on a daily basis... https://t.co/jOqVvijggg