Marie Koogle

[AJ ❄️ @Levance_]

Know the difference.

[Lara @laraashleyyy]

good morning to everyone except suit man #callherdaddy

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

I can’t wait for this to be over so I can be the first to buy the shades “rona” “pandemic” “virus” and “unemployment” from the Kylie Lip Kits that drop.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Damn right we are.

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

@megsfromva Hey, coming from a Red Robin waitress, all races and ethnicities fuck with us

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

@BryanBoaty You’re right, thank you for the help to better my tweet

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

Today in class I found out that 50% of the people I sit with don’t believe in climate change. It was 70 degrees in Colorado last week and then a blizzard yesterday.

[Wheat-Thin @EthanPowell16]

Tell them to come out of retirement to write an adult guide cuz idk what I’m doing out here

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

@carlosecom13 Can you imagine just eating that

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

This was the best part of my date.

Mom: Do you want something from Chick fill a ?
Just asking Incase you just got a salad to impress your date and now you are starving

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

@HerediaSteevi Just say no more sex until we go to Olive Garden.

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

The nicest thing I have done in my life, was when I made my mom laugh so hard she peed her pants.

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

I have to be able to come up with a better costume this year. @alwayssunny

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

@ktleescott97 Yeah fuck that. I wanna know about Selena’s, that’s his true love.

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

@ktleescott97 Ignorance is a disease

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

Can not wait for this cruise in December to gain 25+ lbs. Then make my New Years resolution to loose weight, to make it ok that I pigged out on the cruise. Then a never got through with it. #2020 is my year.

[Marie Koogle @KoogleMarie]

@brookeniimi_32 Because she’s a fucking idiot and prefers rat dogs.