James Buchanan

Its time to PARTY, Buchanan style! Quick! Somebody tell John C. Breckinridge to bring the drinks!

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

@WilliamTaft27 Fear not, Bill - I have sent a courier to deliver roughly 9 of my finest concord grape pies. They are delectable.

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

Do you lads remember that one time I died? Heavens, that was wild!

[William Howard Taft @WilliamTaft27]

If there was ever a presidential Jersey Shore, @PrezFrankieP would be Sammi, @KoolJimBuchanan would be Ronnie and @WGHarding would be Snooki

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

It's been a vast duration since I've last tweeted. Was I president the last time I posted one? HO HO! #IWasActuallyInAnAlcoholInducedComa

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

@MADDYMETOO @PresHarryTruman What is the meaning of this?!

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

@wisGOP Fah! Unprofessionalism at its baldest. Just attest if you will or won't give the young chap Glaser free capitol. #WeWantAnswers

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

Why, I never! http://t.co/dQbvBi4G

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

Bitches ain't shit! Am I right or am I right? Oh-ho-ho! @BenFolds knows what I'm talking about!

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

@StevenJDuffield The deuce are you blathering on about now? KARL Rove? You think that butterball would have the stamina to THROW anything?

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

Oh, and I'll also continue to be hopelessly inept as well, but that's nothing new! Tally-ho!

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

To bring up Kathy Nickolaus again if I may, I shall now follow her example and retire to bed and drink a bottle of Grey Goose. Farewell!

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

@StevenJDuffield Ah, provoking the sleeping bear again? You sure don't learn a lesson do you, young Duffield? You rimbling fimbler!

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

Why, I say, that woman sure doesn't know how to use a computer.

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

What the deuce does Kathy Nickolaus want me to do with all these Pasch ballots? How the devil did she even give these to me?

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

Ah! I got so witheringly inebriated last eve that I soiled myself in front of @Abe_Lincoln once again! Recalls memories of the election 61'!

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

Retweet this, bitchez!! i wanna find who mi real friends are, lol! :P. Come on @PresRBHayes, dont leave me hangin

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

@WilliamTaft27 Tafty, old bean, you'd be better off with a festering bag of potatoes than @StevenJDuffield for a running mate with integrity

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

@imustmaintain "Oh?" Just "OH." What's that supposed to mean? I regret ever getting involved you with, you harlot!

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

@helloblaine Listen you youthful scamp, nobody gives a hoot about your bizarre dream! Did I ask you? Pipe down, I'm trying to sleep now.

[James Buchanan @KoolJimBuchanan]

@cbs3 If hording JUST those animals is 'strange,' then put me in the funny farm and toss the key down a levy!