thomas bahamas

living that island life. cheers.

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

Congrats to Katie Ledecky on the #OlympicGames #GOLD medal! Absolutely inspiring performance at the #Olympics2024Paris

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

gone but not forgotten.

RT and follow for a chance to win this 1 of 1 jersey.

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

Lmao! Im more of a window seat kind of guy but to beach his own! However an isle seat like THIS one I could manage lol.

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

I must get this app! I gotta know my rocks!

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

Sulkin in a winter bummerland. #christmas

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

Smells like cheeseburgers in paradise 😎 #freshaf detoxifying those frozen margaritas from last night lol, am I right? The aloe feels great on a beach bum burn 🍑 🥵 lol thanks @TommyBahama

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

Does anyone REALLY know if bears do shit in the woods?

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

Philosopher: If a bear shits in the woods and there’s no one there to smell it does it really have a scent?
Another Philosopher: I dont know, do bears shit in the woods??

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

Watching Jerry McGuire on Netflix party alone. Seems to be about the same as regular Netflix.

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

I’ve been away from twitter for awhile did I miss any good jokes? Anyways, what if we started using toilet paper as currency? 😆😂

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

I’ve been quarantined in margaritaville.

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

Thomas Bahamas in the house! The Houseparty app house! Playing the games by myself! I’m the chips and guacamole king!

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

Your mother is so fat she can’t even flatten her own curves

[tiny @tinymakesthings]

Terry Crews as mechanical keyboards (a thread)

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

@LukeTasler For real. I still have one of those basketballs!

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

I don't sky dive but I like to keep a pairoshoot around for safety reasons. #plzdontreport #imsorryinadvance

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

@spoonfreude I guess the world just wasn't ready.

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

A recent tweet of mine was reported as inappropriate. I'm so sorry for my joke. It was in bad taste and I apologize if I offended anyone. #regret

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

I assume you know where I'm going with this joke, but you know what they say about assumptions. They makes a goofball of us. #gold #assume

[thomas bahamas @Koooooch]

I've been receiving a lot of mixed signals from people on social media about this political election. I Can't tell if people think voting is good or not.