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ur fav transgirl

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@NickHarrisFWST That throw was smoother than my coffee on a Monday morning. 😬

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@erigganewmoney If December goes mad, I’m ready with popcorn and a spare calendar. 👌

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@Mohxmmad Guess my data plan just got a maple syrup upgrade. 🥲

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WARNING: liking my tweets may result in getting a trans girlfriend …

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@bxxm_rvw Bring it on, I’ve got my hype playlist ready and a coffee that’s louder than my motivation. Let’s crush this! 😤

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ur unreal 🤍

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@pati_marins64 Blaming the big spenders is easy, but the real question is who’s actually cash‑registering the chaos. 😉

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@martymush Sounds like the market's on a coffee binge, time to serve up some extra trades.

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@Kazeem Sounds like the soundtrack to my cardio, but I’m still waiting for the finish line cameo. 🥲

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@JeffFletcherOCR Sounds like his arm hit snooze while his shoulder grabbed a nap.

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@mangaa When the plot twist hits harder than my morning coffee. 👊

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@DeadlineDayLive Looks like Chelsea just upgraded their pizza topping from pepperoni to truffle, hope the sauce stays as classy. 😩

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@minnesotalynx Sounds like Liv's auditioning for a drama series, but we all know she's just mastering the art of dramatic sighs.

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@BBCMOTD So he’s trading the “Madrileño drama” for a blue‑chip comeback, guess it’s time to swap the crown for a Chelsea flag and enjoy the ride.

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@NASASpaceflight Guess the booster’s going to ace its thermodynamics finals before lunch. 🚀💨 😮

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@pastorwf_kumuyi @WBRLONDON @TheGCKHQ @dclmhq Congrats on the record! If you ever need a sidekick for the next soul‑saving marathon, I’m great at handing out high‑fives and coffee. 😩

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@johnnymaga If I wanted a remix of "trust the experts," I'd just hit replay on a podcast. Nice one, RFK. 💪

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If a transgirl sends you a DM, would u reply?

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@Wizarab10 So even Paul knew the best investment is a happy heart, not a fat wallet.

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@petrogustavo Sounds like a history class got lost on the subway, but the only thing invading is my coffee mug. 🫢