Kosmo Powers

I watch muted, Spanish soap operas and make up my own stories.

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

Does every Disney+/Hulu customer get locked out of their account every 2-3 months because Disney just feels like locking you out? By the look of the customer service queue I’m stuck in, the numbers seem very high and a dumb fucking practice that only pisses people off.

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

@DougBenson I’m sure Scooby-Doo did stoners justice at some point��

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

Hold onto your reality.
#PS5Share, #HorizonForbiddenWest

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

14 was a good run I guess. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

Why the fuck do postcards have return address space on them?

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

If you’re looking for something to cringe as a family over that’s not political or religious, blame grandma for a fart.

The reactions are like an awkward ouroboros turducken.

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

How are we going to stay up to date on the collapse of Twitter without @Twitter?
#ElonIsDestroyingTwitter

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

Is there a way to block an entire area from calling your phone because it’s all scams? I’d like to wipe Stafford, TX (and a few dozen other towns in that shit state) from having phone access.
Sorry if you live there, but (346) 341-xxxx is solely used by scammers.

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

Peak-a-boo.
#PS5Share, #HorizonForbiddenWest

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

Look out world.
#PS5Share, #HorizonForbiddenWest

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

What's so amazing
That keeps us
Stargazing?
#PS5Share, #HorizonForbiddenWest

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

Not sure if this will be great or backfire spectacularly;
I’m going to add a new level to my relentless sarcasm. In extremely complimentary tones I will let people know they suck at something by saying, “I had no idea you couldn’t [BLANK]! Such a talent!”

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

@beard1000 Ranchtastic!

[Musk is not merican @Genevie11102904]

Hi loves. Just found out one of the GQP trolls has put me on his stupid people on Twitter list 🤣😂
We've got them running scared now. Let's keep up the good work.☮️😊

[Al Franken @alfranken]

Last night I was on @CNN Tonight, commenting on the hearings. I made the point that those who testified should have spoken out BEFORE January 6th. I’m afraid I might have come off as pissed. Because I am.

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

@sutterdan Because they’re too busy with www

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Jan. 6th committee drops its biggest bombshell yet and announces that they have uncovered enough evidence for the Department of Justice to bring a criminal indictment against Donald Trump — possibly leading to hard prison time. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THE DOJ MUST INDICT!

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

@battygrrl Dit. Toe.

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

Reality TV is also the goddamn worst and the minute the streaming services started producing their own reality shows they fucked themselves over.

[Kosmo Powers @KosPowInc]

You can really tell how easy it was for streaming services to take over TV when you look at what the big 3 networks offer in their streaming services. How the fuck did these 3 last as the only game in town? Why did so many people watch these mundane shows?!?