KoumiHammer69

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

“This thing between Megan and I” “yeah that’s my hammer” - Koumi 2014

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

Wedding is in woodland cause it’s the only venue that would allow a hog #hammerwedding

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

1 groomsmen = 1 inch #8 #soft

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This engagement was only the second longest thing in this relationship #Hammerweddjng

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Two knots are being tied today. Didn’t want to trip walking down the aisle. #Hammerwedding #livetweet

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

Driving through Placerville but my tip is still in Tahoe #BachelorHammerParty

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And we’re back

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

It's been nice never having to pay for baseball bats growing up. I was born with a 33-30 #inmypants #blessed

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

Scouting report says I have an above average major league hammer. Can't wait til they see my curveball too!!!

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

They stopped letting me in the women's locker room with my mom at 2 days old #footlongfromday1

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

Damn, my Twitter ego is almost as big as my hammer! #Ivegotabighead

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

I wish hight was measured while laying on your back.... #6foot2

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@brycegieseke @TimTHall @spankapotamus @alexmuzzi3 @KyleEBlakeman @MisterTerry20 haha

[Gabe Araj @gabearaj]

Any dream worth striving for is also worth the amount of hard work it takes to get there #TrustTheProcess

[Sac City @SacCityBaseball]

Panthers pick up 10th win in a row. James 2b, HR, 4 RBI, Perez 2x3 2b, 2 RBI. @TheArabStallion 6 IP 8 K's and the W.

[Sac City @SacCityBaseball]

@TimTHall @spankapotamus and Jorge Perez 2 hits each. Gabe Araj 7 IP 9 ks and the win.

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

Bitches be fighting about who gets to kiss the hammer for New Years so I tell them there's enough hammer to go around #HammerForAll

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Starting to decorate my hammer for Hammermas #CantWaitTillHammerClausComesToTown

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Just going to cuddle with my hammer after a long #HammersGiving

[KoumiHammer69 @KoumiHammer69]

Every girls favorite pie is Hammer Cream #WithExtraCreamIfYouKnowWhatIMean #HammersGiving