Kourtney Deterding

that’s showbiz baby

[Kourtney Deterding @Kourtneydd]

Me at work

[lorde @schrodingersded]

they hate it when you serve internet brainrot along with critical thinking while also serving fits

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

notice how she’s not on her ipad and she’s actually enjoying the game though?

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

blocking him isn’t enough i need to watch his hairline recede

[athena @adoresvinyls]

seatgeek if you don’t get this arlington line moving in the next five minutes

[Kourtney Deterding @Kourtneydd]

@K_Felix24 Delete

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

are Pisces really that bad ?

[Kourtney Deterding @Kourtneydd]

Selling my tickets to Kacey Musgraves in Dallas on Feb 14. DM me
(Don’t worry, I won’t be returning THE boots)

[Kourtney Deterding @Kourtneydd]

My New Years resolution is to stop scheming

[Kourtney Deterding @Kourtneydd]

My life hasn’t been the same since I bought Kris Jenner’s memoir at Hastings the minute it dropped in 2011 @cmbc_podcast

[Kourtney Deterding @Kourtneydd]

oh

[tushar @reputushion]

lets say a group prayer for everyone whose most streamed song this year is champagne problems by taylor swift

[cat @WinningByARose]

I think Pete Davidson just texts back real quick

[Kourtney Deterding @Kourtneydd]

@taylorswift13 I feel personally victimized by Nothing New. You’re responsible for my serotonin seeking shopping spree today.

[Kourtney Deterding @Kourtneydd]

SOS I need to get married and divorced within the next hour

[Tanner @tannerbramlett]

Can��t wait for Friday so I can go into the weekend having my heart ripped apart and destroyed while listening to star-crossed by @KaceyMusgraves

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

why tf are people doing shein hauls like haven’t you shein haul this global warming going on?

[Kourtney Deterding @Kourtneydd]

@Noel_hannah98 Yolo

[Kourtney Deterding @Kourtneydd]

I would shower in jeans for the rest of my life just to be able to make eye contact with @jackharlow once

[Farah Galfond @Farah_Galfond]

Every Britney interviewer from the old clips in #FramingBritneySpears that is still alive, owes Britney a public apology. You can go first @DianeSawyer

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

My new year's resolution is to see what happens