Chris 🫧

Lone ☆

[ye @kanyewest]

GEMINI SEASON
Directed by Bianca Censori
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[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

I miss being unemployed

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Don’t worry, the next pyramid scheme will make your baby daddy rich.

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Had to leave the spot … too many 5’8 Mexicans.

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Your new man flips paddy’s for a living.

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Psa to petite baddies, I still want you.

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Realizing guys don’t want petite women anymore bc they cook your future children’s genetics.

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Mexican bitches be like “you can’t be we me unless you can take care of my son too.” Or they’re fat af.

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Mexican fatties is I.

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Only Mexican fatties wanna eat after drinking 2600 calories

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Need a cool nickname like Duramax or something

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

I’m like drake without the money and talent and lightskiness

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Your mom says you need a nice boy like me 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Currently at your local bar drinking 4 pints and singing 2 karaokes

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Tell your uncle that went into a coma in 2020 “Chris still doin it.”

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Still doin it

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Will actually end it if I don’t figure it out this year

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

If she’s wearing a hat just go the other way she’s been compromised..

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

Dudes be acting a fool off of Michelob Ultras 🤣🤣

[Chris 🫧 @KowboyKriz]

They knew deep down how the situation was…