Eleanor Kowol

(she/her) Attempted writer. 'Kovel,' like 'hovel.' 🏳️‍🌈

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@thameswater I have been on webchat almost an hour. No one is able to help. I have had bad experiences with the phone line before. Please let me email my problem or talk to someone higher up. I’ve been overcharged for a bill. I am owed reimbursement.

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@thameswater I’ve tried using your online chat but your agents are following a script, not answering my question. I’ve been overcharged. I want to challenge my bill. There is no clear mechanism to do this. I believe I’m owed reimbursement.

[Jjuli🦅 @jjuli_24]

Me hearing "12 points to Sweden" #Eurovision2023

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@PopDetective Time travel love stories where one person uses previous interactions to collect information on their love interest to win them over

[Deni @Denyy_B]

Sweden's stage production:
#Eurovision

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

Thanks, DFW 😐
from ‘Brief Interviews with Hideous Men’

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[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@nsandihelp Thank you. DMing you now

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@nsandihelp please help with my query. The automated phone line couldn’t understand what I needed.

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

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[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

prince harry truly in his livejournal era. he is on aol instant messenger checking to see if the royal family is online and then changing his away message to a song lyric that's clearly about them

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@nyx_nyx_nyx_666 @HeatherConsent Oh look at that. An equalities minister who actually does the Equality part of their job

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

Call me dough Paul Hollywood disapproves of, coz I am overworked.

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@floschechter No, this is an entirely different person. Who are you?

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

Quelle sur-fucking-prise. Thanks @the1975 for spending 5,317 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Part Of The Band. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/qNlyNpSHb7

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@vagina_museum This is hilarious and I will now refer to fallopian tubes in a bad Italian accent every time 😂

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@floschechter Yikes! This is legal?!

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@elonmusk I've never seen a man have such an expensive mid-life crisis.

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/smVKhwn8BV

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

#microfiction

[Eleanor Kowol @KowolEleanor]

@EDDIEBEGlNS