Kim Alpert

Former stand-up with geriatric comeback in mind.

"My life has been extraordinary, blessed & cursed & won"

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Dorks. ❤️🍦

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Excusing someone’s racism by saying hey “they just speak their mind” is what’s wrong with this country (& now Jeff’s show - no thank you). @Andy @RadioAndyTweets @SIRIUSXM #sirius #kellydodd

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1st :37 on a Monday talking about Ronnie’s nipples followed immediately by Beth’s charity book. Time to hang it up. Please. @sternshow #sternshow

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@vtwinrider2 @sternshow Apparently no. 🙄

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Don't miss it: Vice President @KamalaHarris sits down with @HowardStern for an exclusive candid conversation. Tune in to The Howard Stern Show Tuesday, October 8, 2024 at 1pm ET for their exclusive 1-on-1 interview, only on SiriusXM.
https://t.co/xrqbB8FLz6

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@bennyjohnson AI is cool.

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@jdharm We felt it for you, brother.

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Has anyone done a wellness check on @jdharm? 😬 @Bengals @sternshow #bengals

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@MikeBTeeVee @RahsaanSalaam @jdharm Same!

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@hodgetwins Aren’t you precious. 🙄

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@KamieCrawford And that’s period. 👑

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@Travis_4_Trump Yes, self-made billionaires are usually pretty light on brain power.

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@solomonmissouri Period. 🤨

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@rickygervais @lwebberevents But also…gutted? 🤨

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@wakeupusa This is also a bit out of context. Howard had just been talking about how crazy it was for the 🍊🤡 to tweet that he hates Taylor Swift & Howard then said he doesn’t hate 🍊just thinks he shouldn’t be anywhere near the White House.

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@realDonaldTrump 🤫🤫🤫

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@BrettFavre Ummm maybe those people aren’t from here so they’re flying their home flags? Does that make it less American? Are they not welcome? Slow down, your MAGA colors are showing.

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@CilComLFC The republican nominee for YOUR POTUS tweeted that he HATES Taylor Swift simply because she exercised her free speech rights. Is this worse? (Right answers only)

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@DougWahl1 A bit extreme but all he’s doing is saying what most of us are thinking.

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@hodgetwins Weird how?

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@SDePace Sadly, yes.