Kqmden

shit did I not have a bio?

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@sorakaslut Everyone should feel included and loved, even if it’s only as small of a jester as commenting on an overlooked tweet

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@tonyhawk playing quixort on https://t.co/vHnRDYtq8q, how you ever been kidnapped and held for ransom?!

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@araseb_ Crok

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Bro I fucking love Wikipedia. They just humbly and politely ask for $2 donations for the maintenance of the site and the genuine sincerity behind it is insane dude. Not guilt tripping not threatening to monetize just keeping it fr with us good stuff

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@elonmusk I’ve been losing connection from “starlink™” in remote Oregon (I’ve tried everything to fix it) causing AFK penalties in league of legends. Can I put you down as a reference to fight the penalties?

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@elonmusk You have to poison the drinking water with gene altering substances to save red heads, our species last bastion of avian evolution

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@ElonMuskAOC I’m for the change, anything honestly. when I go into a search bar and don’t have to type “twitc” to get it to auto correct to twitch instead of Twitter or “twitt” to get it to autocorrect to Twitter it feels nice. Why did two unrelated platforms share the same obscure 4 letters

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@realDonaldTrump we share a birthday (June 14th) and you seem fun. Wanna hang out on the day in question?

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Man why do nametags on waitresses have to be right on their tits. Like lemme read some tiny print on your breasts ma’am

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@ESTRE777A

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I squished a mosquito in the pantry then noticed it didn’t have any blood in it so I’m just like one of those corrupt cops that persecuted on probable cause

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Overhead lighting is a crime and I’m tired of pretending that it’s not

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Ok who the fuck decided that u always has to come after q. Like damn what kind of toxic codependency is that

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@LilyPichu When ur gf says “would you still love me if I was a worm?”

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@shindags Ten people would just type “t” then enter or something

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@elonmusk I guess Grok is some kind of sci fi reference I don’t understand but I like how it sounds like a caveman. Like Elon forced a caveman to learn technology for the express reason to do work

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@elonmusk K this popped up in my notifications and I thought he was telling JUST ME “thank you” and I really needed that right now

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@Big_Slop

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@itsBlayz Personally i think it’s a goddamn shame that dressing up in costumes/cosplay is cringe. It would make going out more entertaining

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@itsBlayz Are those crocs?

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I-5 north near Goshen is CLOSED. Traffic is beyond backed up