crackrock geologist

SSBMrank writer 2017-2025 • aspiring artist • local bigfoot • they/them

[crackrock geologist @Krakhead]

Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers.

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@atari what engine is this remastered on 👽

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Debatable if the dunkin hash brown or the dunkin narcan has saved more lives

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call me bread they way im buttered up and ready to serve

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hopefully how the local scene sees me in 5-9 years

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yall are not ready for the "grey aliens are dolphins from 40,000 years in the future" disclosure

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@moop35 Nonsense, theres still plenty of time for them to make worse!

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these slippi kids know nothing about holding the most dogass DI on your homie's whole combo so he can aura farm for 5 likes in the facebook group, and it shows.

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it is written........

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smoking a pack of salmon a day gotta cut back

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brotherman bill da daaa da da da daaaa

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Does anyone know if we have unending torment tomorrow?

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trusting the process but at what cost

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you cant have boilking water you pathetic drawl

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Honestly if I saw that damn thing in my living room I'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain.

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ibs stands for intangible backdash shine, and brother, i get hit with that shit 8 times a set

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if AM had Taylor swift as the last human on earth do you think he'd force her to listen to her own music for all eternity or would you think he'd show mercy

[crackrock geologist @Krakhead]

balatro > eating

[Renth @strenkom]

Not only the greatest Ganon clip of all time, may be the greatest clip of all time.

-Lizardman-

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