Nat Poulter

I was a five star man before the Internet and I'm damn sure a five star man now

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What do you call the store where you can purchase arts, crafts, and house elves? Hobby Dobby.

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Smacked my knee (as well as the rest of my body) on boulders while tubing the creek. If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a hobble-goblin.

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I don't think I'll ever be able to hear Fast Forward to 2012 without immediately thinking "Wow, that was __ years ago... I'm an old man"

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The real 4 main food groups -- oatmeal, protein shake, whole rotisserie chicken, beer. Whiskey can be substituted if circumstances require.

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75 degrees on the porch, a tall boy of PBR, half a rack of smoked pork ribs, and the penultimate episode of this season of GoT. #prettygood

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Battle of the Bastards -- not only the title of tonight's Game of Thrones episode, but the official name of the first Clinton-Trump debate

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Left Hand's Good Juju is particularly fantastic -- I'll certainly give an ale brewed with ginger far higher marks than a ginger ale!

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A Buddhist monk sits to meditate and begins to chant his mantra, "Ohm" -- unfortunately, he's met with a lot of resistance.

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@tamsokar I've had some mind-numbing conversations at both -- for every person that you inform, two more dinguses crawl out of the woodwork.

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@tamsokar The 24 hour fitness sauna is a great place to be if you enjoy internally cackling at pseudoscience. #sweatoutthetoxins #cleanse

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Overheard today: "So you eat a protein, which becomes a fat, and then becomes a good carb or a bad carb -- it's nutrition!" #pleasereadabook

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If you take the only military press chair in the gym to sit on between sets of windmilling your arms in a spontaneous manner, you sadden me.

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Here I am, right back at it again