🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃

im doing a bit, its illegal to get mad at me

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

FRASES CARS te ofrece UN PORRO, ACEPTAS?? Yo si! 🚬

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

@parsonsforwv @morgoated @muslimlebron But what if we dont

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

[ Kate Bush voice ] Meatspin... It's me, I'm Goatse, I've come home

[Mynajef @Mynajef]

This 97 year old IGL still makes Major grand finals the old fashioned way

[Just Russ @LowriderStudios]

@toothybj Would've had me on the nearest table butt ass naked talkin bout sum "who's the funny man who's the funny man who's the funny man!?"

[heat @sickpleasure]

this one always makes me think of salinger's "a perfect day for bananafish"

[turbomander @turbomander]

when i found out my 2008 ford ranger was one of them transformers first thing i did was put a towel over the hood and drove that sumbitch through the car wash. he started hollerin' about some allsparks and i said no sir, i ain't interested in no alternative fuel i'm a diesel man

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

@Judnikki Dont love calling the Alabama Shakes a white rock band

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

Watching the events where we select people who have the best bodies in the world, parents who enable a fixation that is unhealthy 99% of the time, and just the right kind of autism to successfully obsess over something and thinking "guys there might be politics at play here" lmao

[abdi 🇧🇷 🇵🇹 🇫🇷 🇨🇦 @abditmr]

can we be honest for a second? stanning wemby is bordering on ableism, like we’re sitting here praising a dude for being born 7’5 with an 8 foot wingspan this is basically the basketball equivalent of stanning a billionaire

there’s nothing ethical about this.

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

@lordhellion @kylebuchanan Saw that show for the first time recently, but it was done very very quickly, then the curtain fell and we had an intermission, is that how it's usually done?

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

Meanwhile sure china has a lot of cameras, too many for my taste, I don't really like it. But what you always here is that china is, in fact, very safe. You can find a million nervous white tourists saying this, so at least their surveillance actually produces something

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

"they say the cameras are there to make people feel safe" well buddy fucking look up there's cameras everywhere in the US, half of them are owned by private companies, and still none of us feel safe

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Fox News crew in Beijing got ticketed by CCP surveillance cameras after illegally parking for just two minutes.

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

as opposed to the us where youre constantly surveilled and everything you do is logged but that information is used arbitrarily to punish enemies of the state instead of ya know, the traffic cameras just producing fair traffic tickets

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Fox News crew in Beijing got ticketed by CCP surveillance cameras after illegally parking for just two minutes.

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

but instead he threw all that away to die for people that needed help. Hall of Fame white guy, role model for the rest of us. No shit talking my goat

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

Stupid. (Original post is wrong too) Brown was born into money and his own business did well until he sold it to move to a new location so he could help more people who escaped slavery. Additionally, unlikely his father would vote for Trump as he was also a staunch abolitionist

[Douglas MechArthur ☭⃠ @Kicksbuttson]

If John Brown were alive today he'd be a failed coffee shop owner who joined ANTIFA and ended up committing a mass sh**ting at a Christian preschool, and the Left would rally around him saying "Yeah but he did it to resist fascism though" until the FBI begins arresting his co-conspirators and then they'd say Brown was actually right wing just because he was a white male whose dad voted for Trump.

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

And someone who wasn't pushed to do so by anything but the strength of his conviction. He could have been successful, become very wealthy, and probably could have still had a historical legacy (given that he grew up around Grant's dad and knew several other presidents)

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[🧙‍♂️ oldhead supreme 🎃 @KramBot9000]

"it's a free country" no it's not shut the fuck up you're soooooooo dumb

[R.A.P. Ferreira (afk) @hipcatscience]

the light of divinity that briefly paused on me wit this sacred knowledge left. you'll have to find biscuit on your own my friend.

[R.A.P. Ferreira (afk) @hipcatscience]

bagel is the steak of bread. english muffin is the chicken wing of bread.