Kramedawg Millionaire

I’m just saying words.

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Deportations improve nobody’s life.

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@fantasysanta1 God bless you, sir

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Katy going into the middle of the eighth: Did we win?

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It’s 2024, and we’ve only had one (1!) president born after 1946. Crazy to me, due for a president born in the second half of the 20th century.

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Watching the Teamsters President give a speech at the RNC and every point is the antithesis of what the GOP stands for. Maybe pandering to workers will accidentally convince Republicans to be pro-labor?

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The worst part of fake Friday is the very real Wednesday

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How bout a President with at least 4 years of life expectancy left?

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I like that in Texas, everyone actually wears the funny little hat.

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“It’s a deep meditation on alienation within a society.” Like no, man, dude’s a hardcore misogynist and entirely at fault.

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I hate when I get roped into reading a somehow revered and classic novel, and it’s just about the plight of the incel. Why does anyone identify with this book..?

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The Mariners are winning 54% of games and in first place. Just an observation…

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If you asked me which state in the contiguous 48 held the most northern point, I’d tell you it was Minnesota because I looked it up earlier.

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*Blood-curdling gasp from the other room*

Brain: Get the keys and we’ll drive her to the hospital.

Katy to her plant: Look at your new leaf! You’re doing so good!

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I open my work email like I’m expecting a jump scare or something

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Amazing how productive you can be when you don’t go to work

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Been working in the Washington office for six months now and my biggest work accomplishment by far is winning pigskin pick ‘em

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Except it was bigger and more important

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Casually telling my wife that I, too, played in a Natty once every time it’s relevant.

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Favorite reads of 2023:

1. The of Adventures of a Young Naturalist by David Attenborough

2. East of Eden by John Steinbeck

3. Wittgenstein’s Mistress by David Markson

Worst (by far): I am Legend by Richard Matheson

Happy new year, folks!

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Happy thanksgiving, everyone! The only day I eat dinner at 3:30 for whatever reason.