Katie Cascioli

Cheap Wine Connoisseur, Lifelong Yooper, & Chicago Sports Enthusiast.

[Chief @BarstoolChief]

If wanting Kane to stay in Chicago forever is wrong then I don't want to be right

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I can’t be the only one that’s not like, super impressed with the space images, right? Like, it looks like the backgrounds in school photos that my mom would never pay extra for. Either show me something with a smug little alien in it or show nothing at all.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

Just thinking about how many men on the left called feminists hysterical for predicting today would come

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Anyone else reach the level of their 30’s where instead of waking up after a glass too many of wine to embarrassing texts you’re waking up to an Airbnb confirmation for a trip you booked when drunk you thought you deserved it? No? Me either.

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In other news:

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When I was pregnant I started googling stupid shit in the middle of the night. A lot of the time I didn’t remember it until I’d open my safari app sometime later. This never stopped for whatever reason and this morning I woke up to this gem..

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What was Pocahontas tripping on when she was talking to that tree? Vin informed me it couldn’t have been peyote because that’s only found in the desert.

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Ya’ll. This weekend I had great beer, great hotdogs, got a new hole poked through my ear, went to Targé AND am headed home with new plant babies. Have you ever heard of a more perfect weekend?

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I’m not saying I want to relive high school, but I am saying I want to relive that a la cart line. Like just give me one more day to stuff myself with 2/$1 giant cookies & cheese stuffed pretzel bites.

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@kinkyK3317 😂 right? We could have all saved on the therapy and drugs if we would have known sooner. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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ATTENTION: ANYONE WHO DEALS WITH CRIPPLING ANXIETY;

My dad says don’t be anxious.

Enjoy your newfound mental & emotional freedoms.

[Katie Cascioli @KRandj]

TV series weddings that will make me cry like a baby every single time no matter how many times I’ve seen them (obvi ranked in order).

1. Cece & Schmidt in New Girl
2. David & Patrick in Schitts Creek
3. Phoebe & Mike in Friends

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Katie, did you just buy a waffle maker strictly because the restaurants in town won’t get their act together and serve a decent chicken & waffle? Yes. I absolutely did.

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Good morning to everyone except the 2 super bowl pools that I went 0-0 on.

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@kimmyygirrl Just last week. 💁🏻‍♀️

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0 :Days since crying in my car to The Greatest Showman soundtrack

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

In a world so divided, one of the last things we could all agree on was Betty White. 😔

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Thank you Noah Kahan for spending 2,731 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/XpuyUXBHFv

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Do you guys remember what a bop thrift shop was - is - will be forever?

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Ya’ll the only reasons I still have a Facebook are:

1. To share photos with family
2. To show myself what dense trolls all those boys I used to cry over grew up to be.