Stuti

•mbti: intj•
♡give my love to your pets!♡

[Stuti @KrazyCannibal]

"𝑰 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒔."
- 𝐊𝐢𝐦 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧 (𝐁𝐓𝐒)

[Batu @yetkisizherif]

yavru kedinin büyüyüşünü görmek çok tatlı

[💗 @ma1ybe]

A coworker had just returned from maternity leave and brought her 10-year-old daughter to work. Instead of welcoming her back, a male coworker asked, “Why do women get fat after marriage?” Her daughter looked at him and asked, “Uncle, are you married?” He said no. She smiled and replied, “Then why are men bald before and after marriage?” I don’t think I’ve ever heard a better comeback from a 10-year-old.

[tׁׁׅׅhׁׁׁׁׅׅׅׅ֮֮᥎ׁׅꪜ🍓 @thv_taehyung_h]

This is so funny 😂

[Rish⁷ @cuntfortannies]

the way they INSTANTLY got up after hearing gossip PLEASEEE😭😭😭

[💗 @ma1ybe]

At a family dinner, my uncle started complaining that menstrual products were a waste of wood because pads contain cellulose, which comes from trees. He kept insisting women in the old days survived without them anyway. My little sister looked at him and said, “Actually, your birth certificate was a waste of paper.” The table went completely silent.

[namjoon's little big boy suga @deepslowpanic]

Confused and vaguely scared little kitten

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Thank you for protecting our city.. 🦸🦹‍♂️😅

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

enlighten meow

[isa @solmerv]

This is way too accurate. 😭

[Koobi⁷ || 190811 JUNGKOOK @beeteaassyk]

"we are performing...WHERE!?"

[am⁷ @vjungist]

yoongi yelling “ishowspeed”, namjoon calling speed by his government name darren watkins, hoseok reaching out for him first, 2seok barking, jungkook jumping with joy. they’re true fans😭😭

[𓆩♡𓆪 @fairyprxncess]

"Where do you see yourself in 40 years?"

me:

[ethéra @etheravibe]

when i say i want to live in peace, this is what i mean

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

💔🥺