Kra-Z Hoarse

It's pronounced crar-zed

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@thesundaysport The best part of the tapestry bog roll is the man taking an arrow to the jap's eye

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@GreenTextRepost Give rid of the evidence. Flush yourself down the toilet

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Me reading my own tweets

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@victim_burn77 My rapper name would be taken from a common frozen dessert I've seen in cheap restaurants: "Vanilla Dreamboat"

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@lporiginalg René Artois discovers email

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@RevRayCistman They don't use the word "fewer" in ebonics, Rev?

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@reddit_lies I thought it odd that the filthy lunatics the French put jam in omelettes

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@AnderZin22 Some men look at clouds and see outlines of things in the sky. I do the same thing with the sweat stain on a pair of ripe khakis

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@DarkOddCon Anyone else liking this in 2004?

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@MoronMining I march up to the bar with an empty glass. Yo barkeep, fill this with drinks

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@MoronMining I buy rice in single packaged portions. Tiny barcode written on each grain

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@AtheistTakes A young man walks into a lecture by a Christian professor. He lays out a chess set. He says "If G*d is real he'll move the pieces and checkmate me in two moves." 2 hours pass, the chess pieces remain in place. "Checkmate theists."

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@_SatanWatch How about escalators? The clue's in the name. They're not called moving stairs

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@9mmsmg I rub myself with butter and wrap myself in tin foil. Cook from the inside out

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@lporiginalg Not too surprising, given that the hindoo worship literal demons

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@Criminalsimpson I don't follow this account for fetish content TYVM

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@Howlingmutant0 @clairlemon @razibkhan Exactly, it's Helen of Troy not Shelen of Troy

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@RevRayCistman The face that launched a thousand sheeeeeits

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@GreenTextRepost >be me
>incel
>dyselix
>think of becoming volcel
>preparing to say goodbye to pussy for good
>google image search "good buy deer pussy"
>mom walks in on me typing farewell note