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Sometimes

[kresge @kresge]

@netflix Clearly no experience with streaming live events. Netflix is knocked out 👊

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[kresge @kresge]

@Rock107 Thanks for the Tom Petty this morning!

[kresge @kresge]

@andypeck13 Very bigly. He's gonna be HUGE.

[kresge @kresge]

@joerogan the ketone test strips on Amazon work really well. Cheap, easy, and accurate. u don't have to get all Tim Ferris w/ blood tests.

[kresge @kresge]

@alchemistbeer 6 mos gluten free and I feel like a new man. Just can't enjoy much good beer. Yours was a favorite. Any suggestions?

[kresge @kresge]

@colbyfdailey @GWpublichealth @RWJF you can throw the wrong @ tags all day but leave my name off the weirdo drumpf #

[kresge @kresge]

@MeetoftheMinds @policylink @UIXCities @agb4equity Thanks for the continual spamming. How can your big brains be tweeting at the wrong acct?

[kresge @kresge]

@BostonFed @IRInvest not exactly. wrong account

[kresge @kresge]

@MeetoftheMinds please stop mentioning me in your tweets.

[kresge @kresge]

57 degrees at the @SFGiants game and there are "men" wearing down jackets.

[kresge @kresge]

@hotdogsladies on the latest ep of b2w you mentioned you don't broadcast your SSID. I don't want to either but doesn't the Echo require it?

[Ari Scott @ariscott]

How to make men's skin care products:
1) take women's products
2) paint the bottles black & gray using shoe polish
3) write FOR MAN ONLY

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

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[Lavell Crawford @Lavellthacomic]

Huell & kuby one more time

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

a little over 12 hours until LOW WINTER SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

Went to the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame and Rolling Stone jumped me with ELVIS WAYNE sike its Madam Ts Wax

[SI Vault @si_vault]

Pirates manager Danny Murtaugh enjoys a chew during a 1970 game against the Astros:

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The word “electrocute” is only accurate if the person dies (electro + execute). If they survived, they weren’t electrocuted.