Katie Richardson

Molly's mom ❤🐶

[Katie Richardson @KRICH529]

@Ticketmaster how was I 502 in the Hillary Duff queue and tickets sold out before I got in??

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

how life feels listening to new taylor when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s bad

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me”

people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”

[Vonn @itsthewealth4me]

Critical thinking

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[Katie Richardson @KRICH529]

I just skipped fergalicious on my drive to work because life is so not fergalicious right now 😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

[໊ @sonohoor]

i’m a strong independent woman, but like, against my will

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

people in their 20s be like "this is my emotional support master’s degree"

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Pope Leo is going to dye Trevi Fountain green for St. Patrick's Day.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

i need RFK to investigate what they’re putting in Dots pretzels because it can’t be legal.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

happy international women's day!!!! venmo a woman $10k today 🫶

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Them: just listen to your body

My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out

[Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt]

Maybe just a quick nap before I go to bed.

[daphne @defneorsomethin]

how your email finds me

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

If ur man isn't taking you to Chili’s tonight break up with him!!!!!!