Krieger Goose

I am Goose and I make short gaming videos for fun.

[Krieger Goose @KriegerGoose]

Me: Mum, I can’t get to sleep.
Mum: Just close your eyes and act like you’re asleep.
Me: Well twist my nipples and call me drill tits, I can’t believe I haven’t thought of that before.

[Krieger Goose @KriegerGoose]

@Windows Windows: “We want your feedback!”
Users: “Stop implementing AI slop.”
Windows: “Not that kind of feedback.”

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this didn’t age well

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Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy

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Turns out the director of Iron Lung is a youtuber.

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@tarkov First time they chose not to do maintenance mid weekend at peak hours. Rare W for those who are employed and play tarkov.

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@TorkieTweets

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@pcmatic @NEWSMAX Good thing PC Matic doesn’t use AI, right?

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@DJFraggyFrag People complaining about the bugs but honestly the visual ones are hilarious

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@Lettuceincommin @nikgeneburn "StReAmErS aReNt HaViNg PrObLeMs."
Bro nobody is getting favorites. Look at Pestily who is still trying to just get into the game. You guys are just reaching at this point.
https://t.co/vKsqSO7aFY

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I’m Adam Sandler
As a goose of course

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The 2024 eclipse looks beautiful

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@ItsVideoYT Being 22 is hard. There’s barely anytime left in this world. Depending on the species, many geese would have kicked the bucket by now.

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I am irrelevant in human society. However, I am widely accepted amongst geese.

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It was me. I'm the reason for the warning labels on simple to understand products.

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Santa after I put fentanyl in his cookies

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Goodnight to everyone except mfs who don’t like the McRib

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Add a goose plate @Hefty

[Hefty @Hefty]

Get ready to make eating fun again with the return of Zoo Pals! 🐸🐷🐞🐶🐮🐯🐬🐻🐤🐢 Today, the iconic animal-themed paper plates make their zoo-tasic return to dining tables. Check the link below for more details on where to purchase these iconic plates! https://t.co/C3InCOzICQ

[Hefty @Hefty]

Get ready to make eating fun again with the return of Zoo Pals! 🐸🐷🐞🐶🐮🐯🐬🐻🐤🐢 Today, the iconic animal-themed paper plates make their zoo-tasic return to dining tables. Check the link below for more details on where to purchase these iconic plates! https://t.co/C3InCOzICQ

[Krieger Goose @KriegerGoose]

I want ＢＲＥＡＤ

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What’s it take for a mf to get some ego waffles

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Cantaloupe?
More like cant a loupe.