Dizzy

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

You can just find a few friends, start a bluegrass band, and play music together. These are the Blue Ridge Boys

[ian @sivasiann]

Nearly month 5 of the 3 day special military operation against Iran

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves

[alaska @145k4]

something you learn at 28 is that you can no longer "tank it". whatever youre trying to tank, its not like that any more

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Screwball comedy where I go trans to pursue my gf into the battered womens shelter and shut her up once and for all

[heathcliff @heathcliff_184]

this is the cleanest public urination in the history of public urination and the panopticon still has a problem with omg fuck off

[Arminius @arminius256]

@freshwiggerpig Even her imaginary food took 4 containers to hold it

[HVAC Barclay @BigDickBarclay]

I will make eye contact with complete strangers and just say “billions” and they know what I’m talking about

[Californian Rōnin @akalanaatha]

@zweiwalker89607 My buddy Galdran, a Dunmer follower of the Tribunal and the Three Good Daedra: Ah the Moon and Star, a room reserved for the Nerevarine. I’ll do skooma in the room of Magnus, for the tribe unmourned.

[Marcus💎 @Marcus_cel]

“You see that dial on the bottom left, foid?”

“Yes”

“This means I have to leave right this second…”

“Erm you can’t we’re literally flying in the air right now, silly!”

“Ugh *unlocks door*”

“Why does that dial rises every time I speak? Weird!”

[bar_barXII @ CEO 🫡 @bar_barXII]

Only in an anime world could a full SF6 match not have a single throw loop.

[LongJohnCena @LongJohnCenaFGC]

Sitting in shock before whispering “SF6?” Is so real LMAO

[The Real Asakura | @CEO🔜 @OneTrueKura]

One day video games will be made for people that like playing them again

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

[Shadow Wolf 7 @ShadowWolf7x]

@HannahDCox The fact that we have to wonder if an elected United States Senator is alive or not is ridiculous.

Can all 50 States demand term limits yet, or do we still need more outrageous situations like this to happen first?

[Dizzy @Krillin33]

@whoshilo Less third world wifi connections is a good thing

[Dizzy @Krillin33]

@Topinka222 @usa_retro @Dani_dela_rocha

[Mia @boygrrI]

my shooters like snails move slow but slime regardless

[backup of the gaki @senseigaki]

do black people even have souls?