KD

what’s good

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Me coming into the semester like

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I am that second person

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There’s the people who can talk non stop on the phone without noticing the other person is trying to get off the phone..

and then there’s the people that fill in small silences with “mhmm” and “yeah” in between muting them and doing other things.

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But I did get their address and phone number sooo…

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Someone tried ordering Wendy’s from my GrubHub account but jokes on them because I check my email literally every 5 minutes. Got the order canceled and disputed the charge before it even got picked up.

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@ashcur15

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

no one:
absolutely no one:
me to myself: 🌽 IT’S CORN 🌽

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Progressive Insurance has single handedly been the worst experience of lack of communication I’ve ever had.

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Acting like it was his choice that he was leaving 💀💀

[bach thoughts 🌹😮‍💨 @scoobydoesnot]

“I really wanted this to work but I wanted Rambo more”

#TheBachelorette #Bachelorette

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I’ve never had a Chaco Taco.

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@Hannah_D23 I’m just gonna start popping off to them

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I love that I went to school to be a therapist so that my family can ask me 1 million & 1 questions …and then ignore any of my advice or recommendations.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

midwest moms love to casually tell you about a stranger’s medical condition. my mom will be like “did you know your second cousin’s fiancée is struggling with lupus?” and it’s like, lady, i didn’t even know i had a second cousin

[KD @Kris10Davis_]

Who’s in charge of fixing roads in Louisiana? I just want to talk. I feel like I’m going off roading even on the interstate.

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What is The Cloud

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Plot twist: Jennifer’s Body was a documentary, not a fictional movie, & MGK is her latest target.

[🖤 @earthdomdirtbag]

I fully believe Megan Fox is sucking the life force out of MGK and like, I honestly don’t care bc good for her. But I feel like it needs to be noted that this is clearly happening.

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I will riot if Steve from #LoveontheSpectrumUS doesn’t find love.

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Idc I kinda like The Kardashians. Sue me.

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When did Amazon Prime go from 1-2 day delivery to 1 MONTH

[Kyon Barnes @kyonbarnes]

You’ll see one later, and see the other after awhile