Kristy Thompson

JW. Massage Therapist. Boss Lady. Keep things moving! 💆🏼‍♀️🏋🏻‍♂️😘

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@NewsNation @tracy_walder But what if he Identifies as an Insane person?

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

Me watching first class drink and I can’t

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

Flying to Vegas (seats directly behind 1st class)
Guy next to me: I have a credit card and we are drinking tonight ! Flight attendant: We only serve 1st class passengers alcohol. Us: (the entire 3 hour flight) pissed and explaining why “this” is why passengers are fighting!

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@AmericanAir nothing says we love our customers more than NOT serving the seats directly behind 1st class alcohol, because we couldn’t upgrade to 1st class. (Because there were a few seats left reserved for upgrades….which no one took) smh. #Cardmembernobenefits

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

It happened. I realized I was old, when I asked by a 20 something year old who DMX is.:: and they just stared at me blankly... even after my whole STOP. Drop. Shut em down..: #whendid40happen

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

Why do I feel like Prince Phillip died a few years ago and they have just been “weekend at Bernie’s” his ass...? @jimmyfallon

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@TheEllenShow Who gave the dog ice skates?! #noskatinginthehouse

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

some days/nights trauma is a quiet — almost invisible — companion... and others, an unruly, demanding child.
high fives to anyone else out there who ...
just.
keeps.
going.

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@jimmyfallon In high school my friends in I piled 6 people deep in my 4 seater. As we started driving I heard a strange noise coming from the car. I made half my friends get out and walk because I thought we were over the weight limit. Turns out I just had the emergency break on! #carfails

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@jimmyfallon #carfails I couldn’t afford to replace the brakes in my car... so I would down shift and run into curbs or a rubber garbage can to make myself stop.

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@GMA Micheal Jordan and Da Bulls!!!

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@FrontierCorp No I still have internet...

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

So tired of @FrontierCorp screwing me over. Communication is the worst. Customer service is the worst. Every month I have charges that are wrong. I spend more time on the phone with them then my husband!!!

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@FrontierCorp I had to keep internet because only provider in my area

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@FrontierCorp I spend at least an hour on the phone once a month.. feeling frustrated every time...

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@SouthwestAir I had a lithium battery pack in my checked luggage... now my luggage is missing... is that why?

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

#FLORENCEonGMA just made my day!

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

@TimKillian25 I know. It’s so sad that THIS is the new normal.

[Kristy Thompson @Kris_T81]

How has there been 18 school shootings and I’ve only heard of 2? #parklandschoolshooting #GunReformNow #toomuchtrumpnotenoughrealnews