KrisInColor

An ER nurse, who just wants to name crayons.

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I am behind the times with this story as a nurse and single mother during covid….but wow. This story got me…..https://t.co/yRX66NgXcs via @YouTube

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@BrookeandJeffy @Brookefox @hilariousjose 90s is my jam…if only we could perpetually live from like ‘95-‘98 😆🙌🏼 don’t worry @Brookefox I’m cool too 🤓🙌🏼 I swear …

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@ddlovato just checking in for all the times I watched/listened to ‘stone cold’ and felt better you existed, thank you. 🙏☺️ #thatisall #DemiLovato #ILoveMe

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My toddler put my shoes on my back unprompted. Def only for work. He insists I go to work AND stay home to play with him. To Mamas—you are doing great. These terrorists love us, we always show up❤️❤️❤️ that is what they notice (and footwear,obvi)

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@CoolAssPuppy *refunds ticket to Portugal*

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My favorite game to play is…where did I hide the remote from my toddler now? #thattwoddlerlife #toddlers #singlemom #momlife

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“See, you look some much prettier when you smile”
Just fucking stop people with penises. Just stop. #thismeansyou #yesyou #youwiththepenis #notsorry

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My toddler’s poop looked like the spinach soufflé my Mom makes for Thanksgiving. I am both ruined and proud. 😳#singlemom #toddlerlife #ifyouknowyouknow

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@MattWinberry @datagrip The John Tesh of computer systems

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@BrookeandJeffy Car service, suit, housekeeper….🤔

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@CoolAssPuppy 😂😂😂😂😂

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Happy Birthday to the one and only @ItsYoungJeffrey!

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Blue Friday representing from the Virgin Islands 🏈💚🏈💙 #Seahawks #BlueFriday #HawksRISE #onlyweirdifitdoesntwork

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@BrookeandJeffy This hit hard. I almost cried. Really kind of a foot in mouth gut wrench feeling when truth was exposed…if there ever was a moment for a whole ‘making an a** out of you and me’ speech—this would be it 😳 #TeamMarianne #OneSmallStepForMarianne #OneGiantLeapByUs

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MyOhMy....I may be working and I may be far away, but no one is closer in heart than I am to @Mariners 🙌❤️ ⚾️ #1995Vibes #SeattleMariners #Playoffs #TrueToTheBlue #WeGotThis

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@CauseofKate @BrookeandJeffy Certifiably so! 😆

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@MattWinberry YOU left a game early. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore….

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@CoolAssPuppy @janamal @jeffsand You think he is a boss now….just wait for the twoddler stage 😳😆 #bestbossever #twoddler