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i’m older now but still runnin against the wind

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

Idea of the Week:
A hardcore hockey band. We only play shows at ice rinks and on skates. Fans can choose two ticket options, stand seating or pit (on the ice). Pit tickets will not be accepted unless they’re wearing full hockey gear. Thoughts?

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

If you were born in America, you’re an American. You have a right to live here. Unless of course you’re American. In which case you’re living on stolen land.

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@CommandoPisani Maker stepped up on both goals, and both times did not make any contact with the goal scorer. Softy.

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

Au Jus Kidding Me?!?

We get to pay extra for the same sides that have been free for the last 15 years? What makes them premium now? Is the pasta homemade or something?

[Sugarfire Dardenne @SugarfireWingH]

AU JUS KIDDIN’ ME?!? 😯

Chicago-Style Italian Beef with Smoked Brisket, White American Cheese, and Mild Giardiniera on a Toasted Hoagie Roll, Served with a Side of Spicy Au Jus!

🔥636-265-1234🔥
https://t.co/SB9Z6KfFGL

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@RedbirdRiot

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@EPLplayers @kinglhacky @TrollFootball @grok Looks like Ten Hag and Richard Branson had a child

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

Poetry

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

MICKEY MONIAK GOING FULL KEANU REEVES MY GOODNESS

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Love is not a big enough word. John Candy: I Like Me, official trailer.

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@TheStingisBack “They brought their fucking toys with them!”

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@Tbyrnes2 @TaylorTwellman @MLS The WNBA has better viewership than the MLS….
How is this product more appealing than NFL, NHL, or the NBA? Especially when this happens every week.

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@Tbyrnes2 @TaylorTwellman @MLS They’re literally someone in the refs ear, that the fans can’t hear, literally telling him to call this. Soccer has longtime been thought of as the most corrupt sport and this looks like blatant match fixing. But yeah let’s all go sit outside and watch fixed games in the snow.

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@hochman Might be in the wrong location to be asking about baseball, all together.

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@jesseforbey @matthicks00 @The_Ryan_Shull Got damn it I’m tryna see the glass half full! I hadn’t checked his stats but know he flirts around the .200 mark

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@matthicks00 @The_Ryan_Shull Yep, just need to get him hitting a little better.

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@insanereality Cop kept his cool and the dudes kept it fair. Honestly good scrap, book em for disorderly conduct and everyone goes home.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

A number. A legend. A legacy. #IchiroHOF

ひとつの番号、ひとつの伝説、そして、受け継がれるレガシー。

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

They also asked him about the @Cardinals .500 record this year and he without hesitation threw Jordan Walker under the bus. Saying he “hasn’t developed” and “was injured to long”.

Damn, I don’t know why I thought he would be accountable.

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

Mozeliak just told the ESPN crew, he doesn’t measure his success with the @Cardinals in championships…

Yeah no shit.

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

Thanks to smart phones you can gamble, find drinks, get drugs, book a hotel and buy a hooker in pretty much any city in the world, why go somewhere that overcharges for all of it.

[New York Post @nypost]

Las Vegas tourism is sinking — and younger Americans could be to blame https://t.co/MazVOCvRjA

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

@Tythemeddep Mine wanted to cuddle, I said sure. She comes lays on the couch next to me, then she said “could you please not breath on me like that?…” lol wtf

[Red @KrisoftheRed]

Women be milking that period thing. Like they get a free week to just yell at us for no reason and then just be like… “oops! I’m sorry you know I’m on my period!” They know what they’re doing though.