Celena Soka

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. You ratchet 6. I'm eating

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

Bitches be lookin' like Akon talkin bout ?Team Lightskin"..

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

Shoutout to the girls that sucked dick lastnite and still didnt get a "goodmorning baby" text

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

"Virgin pussy " () " , regular pussy " ( ) " , Oomf pussy (_________________________)

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

Mitt Romney Gone take away weave if he become President, hoes gone be walkin around looking like Lil Bill & Calliou...

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

Kanye West can say "I love pizza" and people will be like "he said I which means eye , and pizza is triangle .. ILLUMINATI!!!

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

Guys be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports & wear Jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend.

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

When someone walks out of your life, let them. they are just making more room for someone better to walk in.

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

#ToMyFutureSon don't get mad when your friends say your moms a milf

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

"I wasn't that drunk." ... Bro, you made your girlfriend a sandwich.

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

Girls who don't ask for anything, deserve everything.

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

Shout out to the girls with the imaginary boyfriends, Making a status about "Him" Bitch you know you single.

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

Why tf are girls still virgins ????????? We only got 2 months to live bitch you better throw that ass back

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Diary of a Mad Ratchet Woman

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

When a girl says "whatever" she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it. B*TCH!

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

Hoes be twerking for NO REASON , *school bell goes off* oh Damn , schools done . *starts twerking* .

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

#MistakesBoysMake Cheating on their beautiful girlfriends for hoes that look like donkey from Shrek.

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

School dress code is dumb af. your shoulder can't show??? What boy is going to look at a girl & be like "DAMM THATS A FINE ASS SHOULDER"

[Celena Soka @KrisPeartygv]

#WorstChatUpLines Baby is that a phone in your back pocket because that ass is calling me.