Kristina

[Kristina @Krissy_Lyn]

My mom almost crashed her car today cause a snake started coming out of her vents while she was driving.

[Kristina @Krissy_Lyn]

Got some photos of the aftermath of #HurricaneIan in #englewoodfl after doing some checks on family.

[Kristina @Krissy_Lyn]

Denver is something else

[Kristina @Krissy_Lyn]

@jackharlow I embalm people but you’re welcome!

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

part of the american teenage experience is looking for a job and almost getting tricked into selling knives

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Let me know if anyone wants to use my Ben Affleck Tarot deck.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Would you rather fight Jojo siwa or all 4 Red Hot Chili Peppers

[Kristina @Krissy_Lyn]

leathery old lady gf and speedo beer gut bf

[Kristina @Krissy_Lyn]

Yall need to learn the difference between avocado dip and guac.

[Kristina @Krissy_Lyn]

Releasing my inner Stevie Nicks. Dont text

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

[lola 🧌 @bolaluncher]

Every year on NYE I think “no way they can turn this number into glasses” and every year I am wrong

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

a map of the united states

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

- My dad (driving my car): How long has your car been doing this?
- Me: ...Doing what?

[the dog dot com V2.0 ♖ @shibainucore]

if i could sum up this year i think it would just be this