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Hobbies: swearing, meme-thievery, collecting red flags. Professional bullet dodger. Fluent in sarcasm. I'm a fucking gem.

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

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[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Apparently Kari Lake used to tweet about hating overweight Donald Trump supporters

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

Sea shanties are my new kink https://t.co/chownKWGsJ

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@IanC0000 @WitchGirl76 @joanjett I immediately thought of the Jetsons when I read that lol

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

You'll never convince me that @WitchGirl76 isn't really @joanjett 👇. I hate myself for loving you, girl! (nah, I love you. Fantastic crochet artist, heavy metal witch, excellent friend ❤)

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@CanuckNewf
You guys should have called your money Canucks instead of dollars (don't worry, I fixed it for you). Also 👇

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@WitchGirl76 I'm sorry. This sucks. We can't fix age, so I think it makes the end of things more frustrating because there's nothing we can do about it. Personally, I think you look amazing for 30 and if someone thinks that's too old, fuck them ❤

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@ProfessorShapes I love oreos! So much better than warm fish salad

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@HxLL_Monk @HungWang10 @ACTBrigitte I hope you packed snacks and brought a book, because you are going to be waiting a very long time for her to answer

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@WintersAbby I'm alive. Recovering from life and covid (bad but not as bad as it would have been if I wasn't vaxxed). I hope you're doing well ❤

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@CanuckNewf @Sapphiresmyname @charmsblowpop @talula3141592 @rozzleberry1202 @wayne2650 @packersloren @559Rosalyn @gonzojr16 @obeyjess925 @roy_urey @karen_dippity @Home_Of_FSM @PensTheName @Gregnus_2022 @DuckieNinja @InRainbows182 @pnkstarfishz @calichicacine @LinWoodsHorse @kristy_clueless @robogeographer @Urtoez75_2 @WitchGirl76 @eyeofre7 @curmudgeon_red Food: pizza
Music: Currently reliving the 80s
Movie:Last of the Mohicans
Color:Pink(green,blue, purple)
Drink:(real)lemonade or Malibu and pineapple juice

@jimmyglitters @DavewithTurbos @vonnegut_curt @Acosta @ChucksPidgin

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@ChucksPidgin If it's any consolation, he hates everyone, me included lol

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

People: Hi!

Me and this grackle:

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@garyfixstuff I read somewhere that the republican committee in her area wouldn't endorse her unless she got it.

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@garyfixstuff He's a bit jaded

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@HxLL_Monk @WitchGirl76 @hemantmehta Don't they all

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@JasonStrummer Saved ❤

I'll need to refer to it a lot

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@WitchGirl76 @space_monk42 @hemantmehta They only love thy neighbor if the neighbor is either someone else's spouse or a minor.

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@DavewithTurbos My last day of work until September 1. A benefit of working in a school

[Ｋｒｉｓｔａ ☘🏴‍☠️ @KristaAnn372]

@ChuckGoat1 I have a vagina, and the thought of having a republican in it just made it slam shut.