Krista

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

She died as she lived: scrolling through Anthony Hopkins' instagram while trying to eat a McChicken on the freeway

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

@briantburns_ I miss them….

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

I need his cheesy awesome sincere self-important silly fedora-wearing ass so bad … heard he smelled great too… will be meeting him in the next life im almost sure of it…

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

crying at the women in the audience going wild after every sexual line in “I’m Your Man” lmao

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

crying at the women in the audience going wild after every sexual line in “I’m Your Man” lmao

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

In the process of dumb-phoning my life I feel I am becoming the person I was meant to be all along… a woman in a 2011 Toyota Tacoma with an outdated GPS system she found at a yard sale for 5 bucks 💗💗💗

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

Having an olive kitteredge fall

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

I gotta say. Gorgonzola is just a superb cheese. One I haven’t acknowledged until now. I just read the word Gorgonzola on another app and my entire mouth started watering profusely. That’s what led me to this app. Yum!

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

@squirtkobainia My dumb phone is en route from Poland now :-) literally hahahaha

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

@briantburns_ Ok I know I’m not responding to texts right now but fill a sista in!

[Variety @Variety]

Christian Bale Opens 11,000-Square-Foot Foster Care Facility in Palmdale: 'Turn Their Heartbreak and Their Pain into Love' https://t.co/4MJ8tXGL7x

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

Widow’s Bay did very close to nothing for me

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

The dickies workwear, the worn-in converse, the 2003 Tacoma… it really has been him since the beginning for me and it’s charming to see we’ve grown even better for each other with time

[g @34rths]

You can tell when someone didn't eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behaviour

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

What’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your Mrs Fletcher season 2 @hbomax

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

Coming into a mandatory work meeting in low rise pants 2 sizes too big for me, a cantaloupe-stained flannel, baseball hat, no bra, and Birkenstocks

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

@briantburns_ Gobble GOBBLE!

[Krista @KristaCoffin]

Just walked by a man saying goodbye to his wife at the coffee shop and he said “alright sweetie…!” in such a sweet way that I truly laid an egg on the spot

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

smoking a Joint then staring at this for hours