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Just two friends bringing you all The Bachelor TEA. ☕️ EST. 2020

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Bachelor nation:
#TheBachelor

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“Me thinks this smelleth of bullshit”-Probably Shakespeare and every other human watching this episode #TheBachelor

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I have a very* strong reason to believe these ladies aren’t going to take accountability for anything #TheBachelor

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Matt after each hometown #TheBachelor

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Pieper you silent savage #hereforit #thebachelor

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When Jessenia shows her mean side and goes home in the same episode🍾🍾🍾 #TheBachelor

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Matt to Abigail: I felt comfortable with you so I didn’t give you a one on one.
Also Matt: I got closer to the other women because of the one on ones... #TheBachelor

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MATTHEW #TheBachelor

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WHERE’S ABIGAIL’S 1:1 DATE????? #TheBachelor

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Strange how the girls who complained about the mean girls are now the mean girls🤔 #TheBachelor

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Listen. Heather walking in at the last minute was not ideal. And yes, Matt was right to send her home. But something about the smirks on those girls faces makes me just #TheBachelor

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We must protect Abigail at all costs. She is too pure for this #TheBachelor

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Let’s make the step to normalize white minivans

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The Bachelorette's Clare Crawley and Dale Moss Are "Taking Time Apart" https://t.co/hqHuJTuF8z

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Fried bologna and lunch meat references. Is this Bachelorette or @Arbys .. ? #bachelorette

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Clare: Babiessss
Dale:
#bachelorette

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How did she end up back on my screen? #TheBachelorette

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Brendan? #bachelorette

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Plot twist: Clare bought her own ring for Dale to propose #bachelorette

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Dale doesn’t need Neil Lane, he needs copious amounts of alcohol. Where is bartender Jorge?? #bachelorette