i have an important meeting on monday & my mom dead ass looks at me and says can you please tone it down for this.. you don’t need to be looking like your normal Kim Kardashian self 🤦🏼♀️😂 idk if I should take that as a compliment or be offended 🤷🏼♀️
*after drinking heavily with some of your closest friends*
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
me: “I just fucking love y’all so much”
“You look like you should be a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills”
Best compliment I’ve ever received
😝💗😂
Thank you everyone for the bday wishes! Excited for 23 ✨