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Louis Vuitton poncho

[Chowder @KristiChowder]

@ShaiDavidai You should be brave and honorable with your resignation as well ❤️‍🩹

[Chowder @KristiChowder]

@g1a2leis @MasamuneXero @ShaiDavidai What is that ridiculous time range cutting out the Nakba in 1948 and everything after 2020? When the genocide we're currently talking about is taking place in 2023... Go back to class and try again

[Chowder @KristiChowder]

@Shari_Laz @smali2 @ShaiDavidai Understanding nuance makes you a terrorist apologist apparently 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Chowder @KristiChowder]

@k8isntdoinggr8 Please keep us updated 🫣

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Do not eat soap.

[Christina Grace @C_GraceT]

The most embarrassing thing about Wordle is that when I don't get it in three I am convinced I am about to learn a brand new word and then it's like...THOSE

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

I asked my dad what he’s doing for Valentine’s Day and he said “your mom and I have been married 40 years so we don’t care about stuff like that” then I asked my mom what she’s doing for Valentine’s Day and she said “idk but I hope your dad has something fun planned!”

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

I literally can not take online dating anymore how is a guy going to be insane about a Starbucks date ?????

[Will Mathis @MathisWilliam]

I'll bet taking the train is still a much more climate friendly way to commute compared to driving a car, even when you account for the added emissions from the tracks being on fire

Some context on the flames btw: https://t.co/dFS2IMrHTl

[Chowder @KristiChowder]

@AM_Escucha Aún en espera sin poder hablar con un ser humano. Responda por favor, necesito confirmar que tengo vuelo mañana

[Chowder @KristiChowder]

@AM_Escucha Perdi un vuelo hoy por la espera de 4 horas en fila en el check in de ustedes, cambie por manana y no puedo hacer check in por internet ahora. Estaba llamando asistencia al cliente hace 4 horas y no se connecta. Ayuda por favor.

[stove @nolemonnomelon]

i have decided to release my first short film today, it is called, "bike lane" hope u enjoy

[Chowder @KristiChowder]

@mariimals 😩💔

[𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔲𝔎𝔞 𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔶 @mariimals]

hardest breakup i have ever been through to this day is w dairy :( cheese rlly is the one that got away for me

[Carlis Shane Clark @carlisshane]

Have you ever been at a restaurant and Rihanna and A$AP Rocky come and sit down next to you? Because I have. And she smells glorious.