Krissie

Life is life

[Krissie @KristineMuri]

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[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

If i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

that is not warm

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

When I have children, I'm gonna make them watch the movie 2012.. And tell them I survived that like a boss.

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.

[Krissie @KristineMuri]

“@AIanHangover: not texting back is only okay when i do it”

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

If I show you a picture on my phone...

✋ Bitch don’t swipe left, don’t swipe right, Just look. 😒

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

I'm in love with my bed, but my alarm clock won't let us be together.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell. They text or call to say they're outside.

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

I don't get older. I level up.

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

I act like I don't care, but deep inside, I still don't give a fuck

[Krissie @KristineMuri]

@Jonathansty 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[Krissie @KristineMuri]

... Ya.. #alarm#wakeup#