Kristi Slater

You never know, until you know, you know? URI'19

[New Jersey @NJGov]

Pork Roll/Taylor Ham.

Having better pizza than New York.

Central Jersey.

Diners.

Not pumping our own gas.

Being the best state ever.

#ThingsImNotApologizingFor

[Tommi @holden_a_fork]

Viruses entering my computer after I use 123 movies https://t.co/dQxxPMid5y

[Kristi Slater @KristiSlats]

My mom just asked if I was chewing gum and I lied for some reason and hid it on the roof of my mouth just like middle school days and got away with it #stillgotit

[Dalton @TheDaltonHill]

I hate when my Touch ID doesn’t work on my phone like c’mon you already know it’s me with a little chicken tenders grease

[Kristi Slater @KristiSlats]

Instagram made a photo pop up from November 1st on my feed and I liked it and now I seem like a stalker :)!

[Aidan Tooker @AidanTooker]

What did I just witness

[Big @amadijuana]

You're doing amazing sweetie https://t.co/GMhQRg048A

[🌵 @_anonymoustits]

isn't it crazy that 30 min in bed feels like 2 min but 30 min on the stairmaster feels like 69 years who's responsible for this

[ZSEVENVSEVENASEVEN @whosanto]

girls think discussing if aliens are real w they dum ass MCM at 2 AM is "deep talks" bitch go to bed

[Kristi Slater @KristiSlats]

Always make things easier for yourself, don't wait

[Kristi Slater @KristiSlats]

21 y/o in 23 days

[Kristi Slater @KristiSlats]

Wow wow wee waa #verynice #highfive

[Kristi Slater @KristiSlats]

Can't believe big fat liar was Eazy E's manager, thought he only listened to hungry like the wolf

[Kristi Slater @KristiSlats]

@Chips_andCaseO I live for those videos

[Kristi Slater @KristiSlats]

People probably think I'm stalking them on instagram but it's not my fault 4 day old photos pop up in my feed, bring back the old ways

[Jim Halpert @MrJimHaIpert]

I can relate to this way too much https://t.co/hj9vUzXrKN