Kristopher Kane

I troubleshoot Scalding on MapReduce and Apache Spark in Google Cloud. AMA

[Kristopher Kane @kristopherkane]

@FloTrack @hoka @ChicoStateTrack Look at that Wingate and GVSU.

[Kristopher Kane @kristopherkane]

@FannyPackStu Wow. looks great. Should be a Godot highlight.

[Kristopher Kane @kristopherkane]

@ddale8 It's hard to keep up.

[Kristopher Kane @kristopherkane]

@jgault13 Amazing.

[Kristopher Kane @kristopherkane]

I don't even understand who these clowns are. Are they all Russia could afford?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Tim Pool (@timcast): outed as a Russian propagandist. Tim was being paid $100,000 a week by Tenet Media. TM took millions in Kremlin cash as part of “a scheme to create and distribute content to U.S. audiences with hidden Russian government messaging"). Don't lie Tim, you knew.

[Kristopher Kane @kristopherkane]

@devagrawal09 Typical JS point of view. I'm convinced they get paid by the line.

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

Two medals in one Olympic run? Legacy ➡️ solidified. 🫡 #Paris2024

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Tim Walz is bringing "Midwestern Dad" to the Democratic ticket

[Kevin Liao @RunLiao]

Hocker’s unsuccessful attempt to pass on inside cost him A TON on ground at the top of the homestretch. His ability to come back from that makes his run even more impressive.

[Kara Goucher @karagoucher]

Send medics. I’m dead.

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

With today's Olympic final, Cole Hocker, Yared Nuguse and Josh Kerr cracked into the all-time men's 1500m list's top 10 performers of all-time.

ALL-TIME MEN'S 1500M LIST
1. 🇲🇦 Hicham El Guerrouj - 3:26.00
2. 🇰🇪 Bernard Lagat - 3:26.34
3. 🇰🇪 Asbel Kiprop - 3:26.69
4. 🇳🇴 Jakob Ingebrigtsen - 3:26.73
5. 🇺🇸 Cole Hocker - 3:27.65
6. 🇰🇪 Silas Kiplagat - 3:27.64
7. 🇩🇿 Noureddine Morceli - 3:27.37
8. 🇬🇧 Josh Kerr - 3:27.79
9. 🇺🇸 Yared Nuguse - 3:27.80
10. 🇰🇪 Noah Ngeny - 3:28.12

An incredible race.

📸 @justin_britton

#Paris2024 #Olympics #Athletics

[Jonathan Gault @jgault13]

Just one of the most bonkers Olympic 1500s you will ever see.

-Cole Hocker GOLD
-Two Americans medal and run 3:27
-Jakob does not medal
-USA 1-3-5 in the most anticipated 1500 final in four decades

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

Flying to the finish 🪿🪽

Yared Nuguse claims his first outdoor global medal with an Olympic bronze in the 1500m, running a lifetime best of 3:27.80 in the final.

Nuguse’s 1-3 finish with Cole Hocker is the first time two American men have medaled in this event since 1912. 🤯

[Jonathan Gault @jgault13]

Prior to Matthew Centrowitz in 2016, the USA had not won the Olympic men’s 1500 for 108 years.

Now thanks to Cole Hocker’s win tonight in Paris, Americans have won two of the last three.

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

OH MY GOD.

COLE HOCKER IS YOUR OLYMPIC CHAMPION.

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED.

EPIC RACE.

#Paris2024 #Olympics #Athletics

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

Here is the shove in question involving Faith Kipyegon and Gudaf Tsegay…

[Kristopher Kane @kristopherkane]

This 2024 Olympic 10k rivals the 2012 800m WR for me.

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

GRANT FISHER: OLYMPIC MEDALIST🥉

In his second Olympic appearance, @Phresh_Fish improves from 5th to 3rd to land his first global medal!

It’s the 2nd-fastest time of Fisher’s career and the 2nd-fastest time in American history… IN A CHAMPIONSHIP RACE!!! Fisher was one of 13 men that went under the previous Olympic record.

📸: @Justin_Britton

#Paris2024 #Olympics #Athletics

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

GRANT FREAKING FISHER 😱

#Paris2024