Kris

Husband, Father & F1 fanatic!

[Kris @Krisxf]

@Dominos_UK Still no refund

[Kris @Krisxf]

3 of 3, Kids believe there are no repercussions for their actions & they're untouchable, & unfortunately as adults if we give them a clip round the ear for breaking the law, we're the ones who get arrested, & they're not wrong. We need our police to be allowed to be police again.

[Kris @Krisxf]

@RupertLowe10 1 of 3. Just a thought, but "back in the day", when kids were caught out being little gits, they were bundled in the back of the police car and taken home.

[Kris @Krisxf]

2 of 3, This did two things, it got them off the street immediately, and more importantly, the parents were usually so ashamed of their neighbours seeing their kids being brought home in a police car, that they gave the kids a bloody good bollocking.

[Kris @Krisxf]

@bitcoinpanda69 Absolutely nothing like the utter rubbish you read on here. Doesn't help that a lot of the made up crap is pushed and retweeted by the bloody owner! Ol' Musky himself seems to believe every bit of BS he reads. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[Kris @Krisxf]

@elonmusk What's insane is that you get your "news" from GB News and believe it! 🤣

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

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[Kris @Krisxf]

@MikeNew19512115 The funniest thing about this tweet, is that you're somehow expecting us Brits to protest. 🤣 You crack on. We'll be just fine 👍🏻

[Kris @Krisxf]

@WhiteHouse I'm willing to bet, not ONE of the movies you've used here would authorize the official use of their movie to support your BS cause. 🤣

[Kris @Krisxf]

@firelorrdArt @elonmusk @grok Here's the context. Man with lots of money but zero clue tries to get involved in things he knows nothing about. Ninety percent of the junk he comes out with about the UK is absolute make believe, and sadly some people believe it. He should stick to playing with electricity.

[Kris @Krisxf]

Hey @grok what are your current, global "Most asked questions" ?

[Kris @Krisxf]

@allenanalysis Absolutely faked! Ear cartilage doesn't repair itself & he doesn't have a mark on him, plus those "secret service" agents would have been fired immediately. The biggest proof... The fact that they discreetly moved pre-positioned photographers in front of him as soon as it happens

[Kris @Krisxf]

@jasonplato Feel your pain! Two of the little bar stewards in my sons room last that wouldn't let him sleep, so we're thrashing away with fly zappers like lunatics at midnight! 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Kris @Krisxf]

Hey @F1, any chance of getting some non-Lego trophies made up for the winners? And by that, i clearly mean the legend that is @HulkHulkenberg who's waited 239 races for that silverware!

[Kris @Krisxf]

Ok, hear me out. #F1 scenario that can't happen but most definitely should... #FIA allows @ZBrownCEO to run a 3rd @McLarenF1 car for Lewis, who then takes his 8th title in the team he started with and won his 1st championship with. He then retires officially an 8 time wdc!

[Kris @Krisxf]

@Keir_Starmer I'm afraid you really are missing the point here, and the vast majority of people's frustrations! We're seeing Great Britain being changed before our eyes with immigrants trying to change "our ways" into "their ways", & that shouldn't be allowed to happen. Simple.

[Kris @Krisxf]

@elonmusk You're so full of shit! 😂

[Kris @Krisxf]

@BradpittHQ That last hashtag may need a little edit. 😉

[Kris @Krisxf]

@433_marc Looking at the plot, it's basically exactly the same as Driven.

[Kris @Krisxf]

@elonmusk Serious question from a Brit. What you're reporting to the world is not representative of the UK. What exactly do you stand to gain for posting these sort of statements & misrepresenting my country?