Alan K

Remember when kids grew up to be artisan bakers, everyone had homemade haircuts, and guys shaved with straight razors? #1890's

[Kevin Iole @KevinI]

From UFC Jon JOnes may hae violated antidoping. Off card

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@BerkleyFishing Has the Gulp Swimming Mullet been discontinued in the motor oil red fleck color? I can't find it in stores anymore

[Play 60 Kid @NatePlay60]

Sorry Richard Sherman..

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@PlasticOak It's everyone's cheese!

[Eric Byrnes @byrnes22]

MLB agenda... Expand replay, eliminate collisions at the plate, build the A's a stadium in Oakland, tell Dodgers this isn't Monopoly money

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@Its_MarcoPolo its all about Valentina brah

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@byronjr23 its better when its bad

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@HipsterCatbus @PlasticOak He should've shit them, for science... of course

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@plasticoak @HipsterCatbus perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. RT"@Deadspin: How often do you wash your jeans? http://t.co/35Jli5Ooga"

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@HipsterCatbus that's gross...

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@Its_MarcoPolo everything there is to know about denim http://t.co/yaPnCvN4lR

[Troy Renck @TroyRenck]

Javy Lopez has carved out a great career... Happy for him. One of smartest players ever covered #SFGiants

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

I JUST ATE SOME MOCHI 3 RTs

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@PlasticOak yep, I think that gif is a pretty good summation of the game as a whole

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@HipsterCatbus nope, doesn't count if its after 12pm

[Alan K @KRMRA]

Worst. Traffic. Ever. #gratoncasino

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@HipsterCatbus #German

[Alan K @KRMRA]

@HipsterCatbus watching turds breach while taking a dump. #NotSoAwesome

[Alan K @KRMRA]

"Ain't we all just Japanese when we're high?" #SongsThatNeverGetOld

[Alan K @KRMRA]

Agreed. RT"@Bruce_Jenkins1: Time for baseball's code of ethics to go away - SFGate http://t.co/pu7UUbhkOX via @SFGate"