Krotchy

[Krotchy @Krotchy]

This guy can't even pronounce my name right!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7hRWWaEqG4
I may be nuts, but he's an asshole!

[Krotchy @Krotchy]

I'm hammering a sign into my lawn outback that says: Welcome To The "Junk" Yard.

[Krotchy @Krotchy]

Forget the kangaroo, I'm the original bouncing pouch

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I'm getting a prostate exam right now. Or in my case, a full body massage!

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I'm eating Grimaldi's coal brick oven pizza. Not to be outdone by joints that cook with "wood", Grimaldi's decided to "test a coal"

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I'm watching the NIN video "Happiness in Slavery", some guy has a crown of thorns tattooed on his balls. That's what I call Sack-religious

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Krotchy has arrived, let the teabagging begin! Lol, I can't believe they actually let me join Twitter! Don't they know that I'm nuts?