Kristen

I like to make people angry with logic.fdt.

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When anyone tries to start a legal conversation with me

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I found a piece of rice in my hair that was the motivation for me to get my hair cut

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I’m not saying I have a Diet Pepsi addiction but I finally drank one for the first time in almost a week and my mood got instantly better.

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Why do older people refer to any pen as an ink pen? (I feel like ink is implied)

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Anyone else doing very cool trades during cold season. (The only hard candy at my work is winto greens)

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The world is healing, there are men at the bar ordering Bud light again

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I know my neighbor means well but he just posted the most unrelated-relatable thing about how the tariffs are going to affect you. Saying that the tv you put out on your deck is going up in price is not going to garner sympathy.

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@ForeignerMusic please do a cool MI tour I need to see you !

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Where can I obtain the substance™️. This man said he thought I was my dads wife because we looked the same age.

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When you meet someone who you thought went another way politically but aligns with you

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Okay, but why are we letting Elon Musk run around cutting funds and jobs in the government, it’s feels very much like when the Grinch went around stealing Christmas.

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A whole mood right now

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@Riwfred_art I needed this joy in my life. Chaotic egg on the red carpet and meat dress era lady Gaga is back.

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Are you kidding me?!!!! Chaotic Gaga is back.

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@tannertan36 I would like breakfast but I will be in the blanket that is also a hoodie with the fuzzy pj pants.

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We are in the fa and everyone finds out era. #welcomebackgreatdepression #tariffs #roaring20s

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I’m going to be that selfish b word but I’m going to be pissed if this messes with my cruise. (It’s my first time being out of the country in over 10 years and my yearly vacation)

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My dad talks about Van Halen how I talk about Good Charlotte….. very passionately

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Someone’s playing ‘try that it in a small town’ and girl we are in a suburb calm down.

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lol not my dad unknowingly being kind of woke by going to Costco today. He has that membership where you get cash back. Him and my mom are bickering because she said that he didn’t spend enough last year to keep it so he’s trying to prove a point.