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[Sign above two doors: One guard always lies, the other always tells the truth. You can only ask one guard one question.]

Adventurer: *walks up to guard* "Ahem. Which door would the other guard tell me is safe to walk through?"

Guard: "I do not recall."

Adventurer: "...shit."

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@hashjenni Guaranteed livable wage? Then yes.

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For those who may be migrating to the land of the butterfly, I am krudmonger there, as the krud moniker was swiped out from under me.

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@wiseconnector pumpkin.

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@LydiaTh30540019

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@1xbreeze Of course.

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@KaylaChowShow I've not known anyone to fake it.

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@kangaroos991 "Refuse" is such a strong word. Would I go out of my way to shake it? No, since we still live in a post-outbreak era of fistbumps and nods. Plus I've seen how he shakes hands. But could I be coerced into shaking hands? Yeah, probably.

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"Short" is longer than "long." And "shorter" is even longer.

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@wiseconnector No.

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@wiseconnector Next week's winning Powerball numbers.

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I wonder how disturbed the first person was to hear carolers singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" at them:
"Honey, there are some carolers outside demanding figgy pudding... and they say they won't go until they get some."

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I wish I could disable the F1 key, as I'm never looking for Help when I accidentally hit it.

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@hashjenni Affordable quality goods and services on which to spend said money.

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@wiseconnector Depends on how quickly you go through it. If you use it as often as a diner, you can probably leave it out until it's used up. Most people don't use ketchup that fast though.

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@KaylaChowShow Bluesky won't send me my password reset and I'm mildly perturbed about it. Also good morning.

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PSA for businesses: if your mobile app login doesn't have the option to view the password that we're trying to enter on our stupid touch screen with our thumbs, then your app is bad and you should feel bad.

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Not sure if it's true, but I just read that starting Nov 15th everyone's tweets will be used to train AI, which I'm not on board with, but rather than delete my account, tiny musk pen is mall sad clown paintings dancing with emerald nepotism beta shenanigans in cyber lemons.

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@hashjenni Blurred Lines.

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Hey, various brands/companies/organizations: Just in case nobody told you, whenever you add AI features to your product, you lose the respect of a significant chunk of your consumer base.
(I was gonna try to fit a punchline here somewhere, but it's not really a funny situation.)

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